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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1955 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
