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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8335 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 282 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even your meth addict cousin’s baby (due 1/21/25) is considering joining!
Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly you’re faced with the decision of whether or not to take guardianship of a baby born to a meth addict. Will you step up to the challenge or let the baby fend for itself in the system? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters and unpredictable twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with a baby on your hands?
So come on, join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
