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BabyBlockerMC

acknowledge, aita, Attention, baby, BabyBlockerMC, Bandwidth, blank expression, food court, Grandma, ignoring, Miserable, noise maker, Rude, Upset, upset grandmother, upset lady, Work Day

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mines Excavated:	3906
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

Best advice, CraftyAdviceMC, guidance, helpful tips, impactful advice, inspirational quotes, life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, meaningful guidance, mentor advice, Mentorship, motivational words, personal growth, positive influence, received advice, self improvement, smp, valuable advice, valuable life lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7448
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mines Excavated:	3700	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

SatMorningNostalgia

90s cartoons, childhood memories, kids shows, Nostalgia, SatMorningNostalgia, Saturday Morning Cartoon Shows, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday Morning Classics, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Favorites, Saturday Morning Flashback, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday Morning Nostalgia, Saturday Morning Programming, Saturday Morning Television, Saturday Morning Throwback, Saturday Morning TV, Saturday Morning Viewing, Saturday Morning Watchlist, tv shows

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!

VenezuelaVibes Minecraft Server

Democracy, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign interference, Hugo Chávez, international community, international relations, Latin America, Lula, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political stability, Politics, Presidential election, Server, socialist government, south america, united states, Venezuela, VenezuelaVibes, Voting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Votes:	2614	Buildings Constructed:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	805004
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5835

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing ur butt off? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a minecraft server where all the blocks were made of candy. yep, u heard me right, CANDY! imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and lollipops, it’s a dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride unicorns and fly on giant marshmallows. u can even battle evil gummy bears and save the day with ur trusty diamond sword. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TrapCraft: 108 Nations

developing countries, economic analysis, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic policies, economic prospects, economic report, economic stagnation, economic trends, emerging markets, Financial Stability, global economy, income disparity, income inequality, income levels, middle-income trap, Nations, poverty reduction, sustainable growth, Trapcraft, World Bank

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	7204
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

omg u guys, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the world bank of minecraft servers, but without all the boring stuff. we got 108 countries riskin’ gettin’ stuck in the ‘middle-income trap’ but not us, we livin’ large in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

come join us and build ur way to the top, we got crazy challenges and epic quests that will make u forget all about those boring real world problems. forget the world bank, come join our world of blocks and have the time of ur life.

plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, so u know u wanna be a part of this epic adventure. come join us and let’s show those other countries how it’s done in minecraft land.

PetPalsMC

alleviate anxiety, animal companionship, attachment, childhood abuse, coping mechanism, depression, emotional connection, Emotional support, lower generalised anxiety, mental health, mental health benefits, pet therapy, PetPalsMC, Pets, psychological well-being, Strong Bonds, study, therapy animals, trauma survivors, Women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

so liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz itz proven dat havin strong bonds wit pets helps with anxiety n depression, especially if u were abused as a kid. like, 200 women were studied n dey found out dat if u luv ur pet lots, u feel less anxious. so come join dis server n make sum furry friends to help u feel bettaaaa! 🐶🐱🐰 #mentalhealthmatters #petsarethebest

AquaCraft Minecraft Server

Algerian boxer, AquaCraft, athletes, Cheating, Chinese swimmer, Competition, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Minecraft, performance-enhancing drugs, Race, Server, shut the fuck up, Social Issues, sports, steroid cheaters, tranny, Transgender, Victory, white people, Wins

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of all the drama and controversy in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swimming in is diamonds, not steroids! Our Algerian boxers are undefeated champions, and there’s no room for haters yelling “tranny” here. Plus, if you’re white, don’t worry – we won’t tell you to shut the f*** up, we’ll just invite you to join our epic battles and crazy adventures! Join now and leave all the real world nonsense behind!

JDVanceFanatic_MC_SMP

American dream, Author, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, culture wars, dislike, Hillbilly Elegy, JD Vance, JDVanceFanatic_MC_SMP, Like.., Ohio, opinion, POL, Politics, public figure, REPUBLICAN, Senate, Social Issues, veredict, Working class

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with political debates, conspiracy theories, and questionable memes.

We have a special faction called “The Vance Gang” where we debate whether JD Vance is a hero or a villain. Will you join the fight for justice or chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Cave” where players can unleash their inner troll and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Just be prepared for the consequences because things can get pretty wild in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

BraidCraft: Bridezilla Edition

bachelorette party, black bridesmaid, boho braids, BraidCraft, bridal party, bridal shower, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid duties, bridezilla, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Edition, friendship, hairstyle, Natural hair, Uniform, Wedding, wedding day, wedding day preparations, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding tasks

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring, uniform weddings where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and express your individuality with our boho braids theme – because who wants to be uniform anyways?

We understand the struggle of managing natural hair at all-day events, so why not rock some fabulous braids instead? Our server is all about embracing diversity and unique styles, so you can feel comfortable and confident while playing with us.

Forget about bridezillas and their crazy demands – on our server, you can be yourself and have fun without any judgment. So come join us and let your hair down (or up in braids, we don’t judge) for a wedding experience like no other!

BondingOverBlocks SMP

10. Quick bond, 11. Commonality, 12. Shared humor, 13. Relatable story, 14. Similar values, 15. Shared goal, 16. Instant chemistry, 17. Shared perspective, 18. Quick understanding, 19. Mutual respect, 2. Shared experience, 20. Easy camaraderie., 3. Common interest, 4. Similar background, 5. Mutual passion, 6. Quick rapport, 7. Icebreaker, 8. Easy conversation, 9. Instant friendship, BondingOverBlocks, instant connection, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Votes:	6091

Join our Minecraft SMP and bond over the shared trauma of accidentally setting your entire base on fire because you thought placing lava next to wood was a good idea! Nothing brings people together like a good old-fashioned disaster. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and the occasional jump scare, then this is the place for you! Join now and see if you can survive the madness.