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BlockyBerg Minecraft Server

BlockyBerg, Company, dlc, e-books, ebook websites, europa universalis, free, fucking, Jews, literal, long tail tags, Minecraft, public domain, SELLING, Server, stupid, Swedes, tags, video game

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is selling literal e-books as “DLC” for Europa Universalis! And get this, these e-books are PUBLIC DOMAIN! That’s right, you can get these books for free on ebook websites, but why do that when you can buy them as “DLC” for our Minecraft server? Join now for the most ridiculous and outrageous gaming experience of your life!

RFK’s Block Party Minecraft Server

1968 election, all the way, American politics, Assassination, BLOCK, campaign trail, civil rights, democratic party, historical figure, idealistic vision., inspirational figure, Kennedy family, Legacy, Minecraft, Party, political activism, political campaign, presidential candidate, presidential hopeful, progressive leader, RFK, RFKs, Robert F. Kennedy, Server, social justice

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event every Friday night where players can participate in a massive chicken race across the entire server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots – talk about a cluckin’ good time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – from flying pigs to dancing skeletons. See you there, adventurer!

RoomWars Minecraft Server

Accommodation, BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Fairness, family, home, Household, living situation, Minecraft, Moving in, personal space, relationships, RoomWars, Server, sharing, sibling, Stepbrother, stepfamily, TEENAGE

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8859	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships just like in this crazy story.

Imagine building your dream house in Minecraft, only to have your stepbrother demand that you give up your space for him because he’s older and needs more room for his stuff. Will you stand your ground like the OP in this story, or will you give in to the pressure and switch rooms to keep the peace?

But wait, there’s more! With our server, you can also experience the joy of decorating your virtual room just the way you like it, only to have your family members question your choices and call you selfish. Will you defend your creative vision or compromise for the sake of family harmony?

Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with drama, conflict, and maybe even a touch of teenage angst. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you’re the AITA in your own virtual family drama!

WeddingCraft: No Exes Allowed

Allowed, Exes, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family harmony, family pressure, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, immediate family, late child, late husband, stepmother, stepmother and stepkids, stepmother feelings, stepmother insecurity, stepmother relationship, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and photo displays!

Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships of a Minecraft family? Join us and witness the epic battle over whose photo gets displayed in the virtual world. Will you side with the stepmother and stepsiblings who demand equality in photo representation, or will you stand your ground and proudly display only your late mom’s photo?

Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means causing chaos in the virtual family. Will you be the hero who restores family harmony, or will you be the rebel who refuses to conform to their demands?

Join our server now and embark on a hilarious journey filled with absurd demands, outrageous ultimatums, and plenty of laughs. Who knew that a simple photo display could cause so much virtual drama? Only on our Minecraft server!

UnluckyCraft Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, disbelief, eye-opening, Flabbergasted, jaw-dropping, life changing, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, out of the blue, rare occurrence, reality check, Server, shock, Surprise, surreal, turn of events, Twist of fate, unanticipated, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unforeseen, UnluckyCraft, unthinkable..

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you up? Well, on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you diamonds instead of blowing you up! It’s like a reverse psychology kind of thing, you never know what to expect!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have a secret recipe for the best bacon you’ve ever tasted. And don’t even get me started on the dancing chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you!

BlockBusterNoMore

BlockBusterNoMore, counseling, determination, discipline, Exercise, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, Long-term goals, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming addiction, porn addiction, quitting porn, Recovery, self improvement, self-control, success stories, support system, Therapy, Willpower

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6727
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of spending hours in the virtual world of porn? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our server is so addicting that you won’t even have time to think about porn. Plus, our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and hunks that will make you forget all about those boring videos. So say goodbye to your porn addiction and hello to a whole new addiction – Minecraft!

RussophobesRUs Minecraft Server

Brussels, chief diplomat, Conflict, criticism, diplomatic relations, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Josep Borrell, Kremlin, Minecraft, Moscow, new leadership, Politics, russia, RussophobesRUs, Russophobic, Sergey Lavrov, Server, Tensions, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ores Mined:	9638
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

So, like, u know how there’s this new EU chief diplomat who’s, like, totally russophobic or whatever? Well, our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! We’re all about spreading love and peace, man. Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms and lots of virtual hugs.

Plus, we have this crazy story about how our server was actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas as gods. Legend has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Sounds pretty epic, right?

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie dance battles, creeper karaoke, and skeleton DJs spinning sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re tired of all the russophobic drama in the EU and just wanna chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server. We promise you won’t regret it. Peace out, y’all!

CrimeaCraft: US vs Russia

aggression, blame game, Conflict, Crimea, Crimea crisis, CrimeaCraft, deaths, diplomatic fallout, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military intervention, political tension, power struggle, response, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, US

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
New Chunks Explored:	840990	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimension Hops:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even russia is getting involved. they blame the US for some deaths in crimea and are like “we gonna respond by joining this epic minecraft server!” like, can you even imagine?

join us for some crazy pvp battles where you can blame other countries for your losses and vow epic responses by building giant monuments in their honor.

we’ve got custom plugins that make the game even more insane, like exploding sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into chaos.

come join the fun and be a part of this international drama that is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

EndlessLeftTurns

90 degrees, assumption, Communication, Decision making, Direction, Driving, EndlessLeftTurns, following directions, following orders, Instructions, left turn, misunderstanding, navigation, obeying commands, orientation, road signs, spatial awareness, stop turning, traffic rules, turn left, Turning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate adventure of never ending left turns! we got u covered with non-stop left turnin action, cuz who needs to go straight anyways? our server is like a never-ending maze of left turns, where u never know when to stop! it’s like a never-ending cycle of confusion and fun, cuz who needs directions when u can just keep turnin left? come join us and see how long u can last in our crazy world of left turns! just remember, left is always right on our server!

Unextraordinary SMP: The Not-So-Vanilla, Definitely-Not-Hermitcraft-like, No-Whitelist Server

Active, Cheatings, Community, DefinitelyNotHermitcraftlike, Discord, Feedback, Fun, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, members, Minecraft, Mods, NotSoVanilla, Nowhitelist, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, unextraordinary, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	139
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	3213

Minecraft Server Name:	Ordinary SMP
Type:	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Player Base:	Diverse player base from around the world
Features:	– Simple Voicechat for communication – Active community with over 100 members on Discord – Three weeks old SMP
Join Us:	Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q:	Is the server modded?
A:	No, the server is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any mods.
Q:	How can I join the server?
A:	You can join by submitting an application on our Discord server and getting whitelisted.
Q:	Is there a voice chat available?
A:	Yes, we have a simple voice chat feature for communication in the SMP.
Q:	Can I give feedback and suggestions for the server?
A:	Yes, we encourage players to give us feedback and suggestions to improve the server.