The COMPLETE History of Minecraft’s Far Lands (2009-2022) Minecraft Servers

GazaBlockParty

Bodies, Conflict, Crisis, deceased, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamas, hostage situation, hostages, International, Israel, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, mourning, News, Recovery, recovery operation, Tragedy, tragedy in Gaza

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us on this server where we got crazier adventures than israel recoverin six bodies from gaza! we got zombies runnin wild, creepers explodin everywher, and villagers tradin like there’s no tomorrow! join us if u wanna have a blast and maybe even find some hidden treasure in our secret dungeons! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

WebmCraft Minecraft Server

digital content, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, social media, Video clips, video compilation, video content, video games, video highlights, video memes, video sharing, video streaming, vidya, viral videos, WebmCraft, webms

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6403	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

CLAIRVOYANCE, extrasensory perception, fortune telling, Guessing, guessing game, guessing skills, intuition, mind reading, need more, NeedMoreMinecraftSMP, prediction, psychic, psychic abilities, psychic guesses, psychic insights, psychic intuition, psychic mind reading, psychic powers, psychic predictions, psychic readings

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Gods Slained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3708	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	3724
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Potions Brewed:	145	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	752775	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	168	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	1060
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?