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Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ores Mined:	5587	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Votes:	6814	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Zombie Dances:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchantments Applied:	66
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Animals Bred:	142	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crops Grown:	4563
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!