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Minecraft SMP – Crafty Pixel Pals Gang

Aletheia: Return of Odysseus, Arcanum, Archaelund, Archquest, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Banquet for Fools, Call of Saregnar, Code of the Savage, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpg, Dark Sun, darklands, deus ex, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Flint: Treasure of Oblivion, Gang, Gothic, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Owlcat RPGs, PALS, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, pillars of eternity, PIXEL, planescape torment, Prometheus Wept, risen, Sector Unknown, shadowrun, smp, Spiderweb Software RPGs, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure filled with RPG elements and crazy quests.

Imagine fighting dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and embarking on epic quests with your friends. Our server is like a mix of Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic all rolled into one.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Banquet for Fools” where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous goblins, and “Flint: Treasure of Oblivion” where you search for hidden treasure in a dangerous wasteland.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineCrafty School Server

Agreement, ASD, Best Friend, bio dad, Cancer, comfortable financially, Conflict, Divorce, Expenses, financial agreement, Help, Marriage, minecrafty, Previous relationship, private school tuition, Promise, public school, relationship, Resources, School, Server, special needs, Struggling

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a 44-year-old Minecraft pro facing off against his 34-year-old girlfriend in an epic battle of financial woes. With a son who has ASD thrown into the mix, things are bound to get chaotic!

Our server is like a private school for Minecraft enthusiasts, providing resources and support for all players. But beware, because promises made to dying best friends and exes losing their jobs may lead to explosive situations!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where helping out a friend’s family leads to accusations of favoritism and arguments over who gets financial support? It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

Don’t miss out on the drama, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

PeePeePalsCraft

35 years, AITAH, cleaning up, Damn Piss, emasculating, Heart, new mom, Off the Floor, parents divorced, PeePeePalsCraft, respectful, single father, Sit to Pee, Sitting to Pee, Two Boys, weird, Wiping Up

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sitting to pee is not only accepted, but encouraged! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and decided to stand up to pee. Little did they know, the Minecraft gods were not pleased with this disrespect. Suddenly, their character’s legs turned to jelly and they were forced to sit down every time they needed to relieve themselves in the game. And so, they learned the valuable lesson that sitting to pee is the only way to go on our server.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll also get the chance to battle a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the wacky world of sitting to pee in Minecraft!

MythicalMinecraftSMP

creepy, cryptid, Favorite, folklore, ghost story, Haunted, legend, Mysterious, Myth, MYTHIC, mythical tale, MythicalMinecraftSMP, Mythological, mythological being, mythological creature, Mythos, spooky, Supernatural, tall tale, urban legend

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mythical creature that grants you three wishes, but instead of wishes, it’s unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

Join our server and become a part of the craziest urban legend in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the town red (literally).

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also gain the ability to speak to animals, ride dolphins like a majestic sea queen, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and less unicorns (unless you count the ones with TNT strapped to their backs).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (except for griefing, that’s just not cool).

CraftyCrafterz

10. Skill building, 11. Relaxation, 12. Stress relief, 13. Wellness, 14. Mental Health, 15. Social connections, 16. Community involvement, 17. Outdoor activities, 18. Indoor hobbies, 19. Artistic endeavors, 2. Try something new, 20. Physical fitness., 3. Recommended hobbies, 4. Broaden your horizons, 5. Leisure activities, 6. Creative pursuits, 7. Personal growth, 8. exploration, 9. Adventure, CraftyCrafterz, hobbies

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Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of skydiving without actually jumping out of a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our custom-built skydiving mini-game will have you free-falling through the clouds in no time. Just make sure to watch out for the flying pigs!

But that’s not all – ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Look no further than our enchanted forest biome, where magical creatures roam free and diamonds literally grow on trees. Just be careful not to anger the friendly creepers, they tend to get a little explosive when provoked.

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our extreme parkour course? With obstacles that will test even the most skilled players, you’ll be flipping and jumping your way to victory in no time. Plus, the winner gets a pet dragon! (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in our server, but a girl can dream, right?)

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with a team of talking llamas by your side. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

MissileMayhemCraft

airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, Nuclear Threat, POLITICAL CRISIS, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War, Warning

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. we got, like, 200 missiles being fired by Iran, and Israel is, like, freaking out, man. but don’t worry, on this server, you can totally join in on the action and launch your own missiles too! it’s, like, a total blast, literally. join now for some serious consequences, bro!

CraftyWordplay

#linguistic artistry, Clever, Communication, CraftyWordplay, creativity, Language, language play, linguistic creativity, linguistic expression, linguistics, play on words, Puns, verbal humor, Witty, word crafting, word games, word manipulation, word usage, wordplay, wordplay examples, wordwork

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well, u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs with diamond armor and talking sheep giving u quests to find the legendary golden potato. but watch out for the evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie villagers!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? or the giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

join now and experience the craziest, most wacky adventures u will ever have in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at spawn. who can say no to free cake? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

Creative, Custom Biomes, Custom Enchants, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, KitPvP, Life, Minigames, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, Quests, RaidOrDie, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival Games, Termina, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerminaMC
Server Type	SMP Towny, Community, and Adventure
Java Port	25565
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I choose to be a hero or a villain on the server?

Yes, you have the freedom to choose your path on TerminaMC. Whether you want to build peaceful towns or engage in conquest, the choice is yours.

2. What features does Towny offer on the server?

Towny allows players to create their own towns or nations, work together with friends or new players, protect their land, trade with others, and form alliances for survival.

3. Are war and raiding optional on the server?

Yes, players can choose to engage in epic raids and declare war with other towns. This feature is optional and town leaders can declare war every 24 hours.

4. Is there a Duel Arena on the server?

Yes, TerminaMC has a Duel Arena where players can challenge each other in combat. Battle with custom or preset kits and stake Rupeez (currency) for added excitement.

5. Is the server fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics?

Yes, TerminaMC prides itself on being fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics. Players can earn everything through dedication and skill with free Termina Ranks.

Lonely Minecraft Server

anguish, depression, desolation, Despair, despairing, emotions, emptiness, Heartache, hurting, ISOLATION, killing, Loneliness, lonely, longing, Melancholy, mental health, Minecraft, Pain, Sadness, Server, solitude, sorrow, Suffering

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling)!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

browsing experience, Customization options, digital communication, email client, Email Management, Firefox, internet security, Masturbation, Minecraft, Mozilla, Mozilla software, online safety, open source, privacy features, productivity, productivity tools, smp, software, software preferences, tech tools, Technology, thunderbird, web browser

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Towns Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Emeralds Found:	6306	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	588018	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

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Minecraft SMP – Crafty Pixel Pals Gang

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MineCrafty School Server

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PeePeePalsCraft

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MythicalMinecraftSMP

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MissileMayhemCraft

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CraftyWordplay

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Termina – Where griefing is a way of life!🔥 #RaidOrDie😈

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I choose to be a hero or a villain on the server?

2. What features does Towny offer on the server?

3. Are war and raiding optional on the server?

4. Is there a Duel Arena on the server?

5. Is the server fair and free of pay-to-win mechanics?

Lonely Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	5643	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	420392	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3