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PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crops Grown:	9107	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4623	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	New Chunks Explored:	712426
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Decision making, dirty hands, gut feeling, intuition, Lending, NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger, personal belongings, Phone, refusing, Safety, self-preservation, setting boundaries, Social Interaction, stranger, stranger danger, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

Bath, CraftyChill, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, Sleep, smp, stress relief, Therapy, Time management, unwind

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.