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EuroMinorityCraft

Diplomacy, discrimination, EuroMinorityCraft, Europe, European Convention, European Court of Human Rights, european union, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, Legal, minority rights, National Minorities, Politics, Protection, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Treaty, Withdrawal, Withdrawal Process

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	103	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mines Excavated:	3968
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant replica of the kremlin and have epic battles with vodka cannons and matryoshka doll grenades. we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the european convention for the protection of national minorities because they are after us for our epic russian shenanigans. join us if you want to be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server in the world. vodka shots for everyone who joins!

Back2Basics: Where Creepers are the IT Department and Endermen are the HR Managers

Active, Back2Basics, commands, Community, CREEPERS, Custom, daily tasks, Department, Economy System, End resets, endermen, in-game ranks, Keep Inventory, Land claiming, managers, Massive World, Overworld Permanence, Plugins, quality of life, Quests, Random teleportation, Simple Economy, smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, weekly events

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	132
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	play.back2basics.gg
Version	1.21

Back2Basics is a distinctive survival server that launched in December 2023. Our goal is to offer players a special place to play survival with their friends, free from an overload of plugins. Here’s what we offer:

Key Features:

Unique Quest System: Pick up quests from our brand new quest board at spawn!
Daily Tasks: Earn in-game rewards through daily challenges.
Free In-Game Ranks: Achieve ranks without spending real money.
Quality-of-Life Enhancements: Enjoy commands like /sethome and /tpa.
Weekly Events: Participate in fun weekly activities.
Unique Land Claiming: Use our customizable, chunk-based land-claiming system.
Random Teleportation: Start your adventure in a random location.
Simple Economy: Trade and earn with our straightforward economy system.
Keep Inventory: Your items are safe upon death.
Overworld Permanence: The overworld won’t reset.
Monthly End Resets: The End resets every month.

If this sounds like your kind of server, come join us and get Back2Basics!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I play with friends on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server.
Are there in-game rewards for completing tasks?	Yes, you can earn rewards through daily challenges and quests.
How can I claim land on the server?	Use our unique chunk-based land claiming system to protect your territory.
Is the server economy system easy to understand?	Yes, our economy system is straightforward for trading and earning in-game.
What happens to my items when I die?	Your items are safe as you keep them upon death.
Is there a reset schedule for the server world?	The overworld remains permanent, but the End resets monthly.

Crafty Insomniac Minecraft Server

Crafty, incel, incel community, incel lifestyle, Incel sleep deprivation, Incel sleep disorders, Incel sleep habits, Incel sleep health, Incel sleep patterns, Incel sleep routines, insomnia, insomniac, Japanese sleep culture, Minecraft, Server, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Sleep routines

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of sleeping like an incel? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will sleep like a Japanese master! Our virtual beds are so comfy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that our sheep drop extra soft wool that will make your dreams even sweeter.

Join us and experience the ultimate sleep experience in Minecraft. Who needs real-life rest when you can have a virtual slumber party with your friends? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to sleep like a pro on our server. Sweet dreams await you!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP Phase Connect Village

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Village

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with a bunch of wild and wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for the chance to build epic structures with Lia the Architect, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece fit for a king. Or team up with Utatane Nasa, the Sleepy Ninja, who can sneak up on creepers without even waking up!

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori, the Deer Whisperer, can tame any animal in the game with just a flick of her wrist. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka, the Fireball Fairy, who can light up the night sky with her fiery magic.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining forces with Shisui Michiru, the Purple Prankster, who loves to pull hilarious tricks on unsuspecting players. Or team up with Tenma Maemi, the Skydiving Sensation, who can leap off cliffs without breaking a sweat.

And let’s not forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Queen, who rules over her potato kingdom with an iron fist. Join her for endless potato-themed adventures that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

SisStopBeingAChildMCServer

baby, berate, books, care, cold, cousin, Emergencies, facebook, family, Fever, Friends, General Practitioner, GP, medical situations, Niece, older sister, patient, rules, signs, SisStopBeingAChildMCServer, Throat

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7655	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchantments Applied:	239	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of family drama and medical emergencies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful paradise.

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more berating from siblings or guilt trips from cousins – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And don’t worry, our GP (General Practitioner) players are strictly prohibited from treating family and friends in-game. So you can rest easy knowing that your virtual health is in good hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh at the ridiculous situations our players find themselves in. Trust us, it’s better than any soap opera you’ll ever watch!

CreeperKissedMyRoommateLOL

art gallery incident, co-worker conflict, communication breakdown, company events, consensual kiss, CreeperKissedMyRoommateLOL, drunken behavior, friendship boundaries, Infidelity, kissing scandal, loyalty dilemma, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, roommate betrayal, social awkwardness, trust issues, workplace drama, workplace ethics, workplace etiquette, workplace gossip

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Steve, his wife, and the roommate at the art gallery.

Witness the chaos as friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Will you be the one to spill the beans like the OP, or will you keep quiet and watch the drama unfold?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and become a part of the madness!

BlockyNSFW: Work Mishaps

adult content, awkward, BlockyNSFW, boundary crossing, EMBARRASSING, explicit, explicit content, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, mishaps, not safe for work, NSFW, scandalous, Shocking.., taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, work, work experiences, Work stories, Workplace, workplace incidents

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground strip club run by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Who knew that crafting and building could be so scandalous? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some NSFW adventures on our server!

BlockWars Minecraft Server

arms control, blockwars, British missiles, defense systems, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, missile launch, political conflict, russia, Server, Ukraine, United Kingdom, united states, US, Western Allies

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7234
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchantments Applied:	107	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got crazy stuff happening like Ukraine trying to shoot British missiles into Russia but the US is like “nah fam, not on our watch!” Join our server for all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a Minecraft world. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Come join the fun!

GrafenBoom: Nuclear No More

activism, decommissioned, DELAY, demolished, demolition, ENERGY, Environment, germany, Germany news, GrafenBoom, Grafenrheinfeld, Nuclear, nuclear energy, nuclear power, Nuclear Power Plant, Nuclear Reactor, nuclear waste, power plant, pro-nuclear activist, protest, renewable energy, Safety concerns

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we blow up nuclear power plants for fun! we had to delay the demolition cuz this crazy pro-nuclear dude was tryna save it with his bare hands. but don’t worry, we got rid of it and now you can come play in our radioactive wasteland! build your own mutant creatures and battle against other players in our post-apocalyptic world. join now for a blast of a time!

Creeper’s Cove 2023

10th leading cause of death, 2022, 2023, 6% decrease, CDC study, Cove, Covid deaths, CREEPERS, data analysis, deadly, fourth leading cause of death, Healthcare, Lower, mortality trends, overall deaths, pandemic, Peaks, prior years, public health, statistics, summer surge, US

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dimension Hops:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Votes:	2479
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! forget about covid deaths, we’re all about surviving and thriving in our pixelated world.

we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with mini-games that will make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about the real world.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like a snow golem in a desert biome. with deaths falling by 6%, you’ll have a better chance of surviving our crazy challenges than ever before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing deadly is our sense of humor!