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TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

Analysis, Communication, controversy, criticism, Disaster, discussion, dumpster fire, Evaluation, Feedback, hot mess, interview, Journalism, Media, opinion, public relations, reaction, response, scrutiny, Thoughts, Train wreck, TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Void Gems Collected:	30
Potions Brewed:	60	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	247	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

WeddingWarsMC

ceremony, COMPLICATED, cordial, decision, Drama, family, grudge, important, Invitation, Justified, Petty, Reciprocation.., regret, relationship, sister, stress, Support, Unnecessary, Upset, Wedding, WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ores Mined:	6398	Mines Excavated:	1640
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed world where you can invite or uninvite whoever you want without any consequences.

Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your friends, but feel free to leave out that one cousin who always causes drama. No need to worry about hurt feelings or family feuds here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Plus, if you ever regret not inviting someone, you can always send them a virtual invite and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s the perfect way to navigate complicated family relationships without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and create the wedding of your dreams, drama-free! Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your family problems?

ZelenskyCraft: Expand & Conquer!

Conflict, Conquer, control, eastern europe, expand, expand territory, global conflict, international relations, Kursk operation, military operation, military strategy, peace negotiations, political leadership, President Zelensky, russian aggression, security concerns, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

So, like, this server is totally epic, dude! We’re like, expanding our territory all the time, just like Zelensky on the Kursk operation, ya know? Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold! Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Get Lost in The Tangles – A Server with More Tags than a High School Yearbook 1.20.4

1.20.4, alchemist, Archery targets, artificer, Bracelets, Cook, Development, Discord, Exotic Concoctions, facsimiles, Fishing, HIGH, jumping puzzles, Lost, magical effects, Paper, Quests, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, School, scribe, Server, solo developer, symbols, tags, Tangles, WATCHMAKER, yearbook

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

The Tangles Minecraft RPG Server Overview:

Description:	The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server where players battle through dungeons, explore a shattered world, and navigate twisted political realities while striving to become as strong as possible.
Server IP:	tangles.mcserver.us
Discord:	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The Tangles server?	You can join by using the server IP: tangles.mcserver.us
Is there a Discord server for The Tangles?	Yes, you can join the Discord for the server here
What are some of the features of The Tangles server?	Players can battle through dungeons, explore the shattered world, participate in quests, jumping puzzles, and battles against minibosses, among other activities.
What are the different roles or classes players can choose from?	Players can choose to be a Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, Cook, or engage in fishing activities.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, Community, Conversation, digital communication, discussion, internet, list, long tail tags, Minecraft, No. 201555455, online forum, online interaction, post number, Server, tags, Thread, user id, User-generated content, web forum

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and chickens lay golden eggs.

Looking for a challenge? Our server has a secret level where you have to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu while riding a pink llama. Trust us, it’s epic.

But that’s not all! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor that turns you into a unicorn with rainbow powers. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if you’re feeling hungry, just head to our virtual food court where you can feast on pixelated pizza and slurp up pixelated milkshakes. It’s a taste sensation like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TizzyTorrenterMC SMP

Airport, chrono trigger animated short, Commitment, crapping on, ginga tetsudo, Hotel, interesting series, long tail tags, love, network broadcasting, on the go, pilot promo, rare short film, roadtrip, series, smp, Storage, streaming, TizzyTorrenterMC, torrenting, video quality, Yatterman

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2543	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1843
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of torrenting in Minecraft – that’s right, we embrace the rebel spirit here! Streamers are welcome too, as long as they can handle the wild ride we have in store for them.

Imagine watching rare short films or pilot promos while building your dream base, or catching up on old series with questionable video quality while battling mobs. It’s a whole new level of entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs network broadcasting when you have us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy adventure at a time!

CraftyFianceMC Server

background check, charges, children, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyFianceMC, Deception, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, ex wife, family, Fiance, Home ownership, Honesty, Lies, relationship, Secrets, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Siblings, Trust, Truth

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring relationships in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest drama-filled fantasies! Meet your fiancé, let’s call him Matthew (even though he’s really 58 and not who he says he is), and uncover all his lies and secrets.

With the skills you learned from your retired cop father, you can run background checks on all your virtual dates and catch them in their web of lies. Does your Minecraft fiancé claim to own a home? Nope! Does he have a shady past with charges from 2000? You betcha! And don’t even get us started on his fake family members.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, deception, and uncovering the truth. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t be the asshole for keeping quiet, spill the tea and call out those half truths! Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

BILvacate911

aita, Alcoholic, anxiety, apply for jobs, audhd, behavioral issues, bil, BILvacate911, cat, coding bootcamp, Demands, Disaster, dog, FIRED, food service, gig work, giving notice, Homeless, Job, kitchen, move in, narcissism, psychiatric meds, regret, rental, Résumé, Retail, Thc, unemployed, video games, walls of texts

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	New Chunks Explored:	205885
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!

Looking for a server where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your unemployed, alcoholic brother-in-law moving in? Look no further! Our server is free from toxic family members who can’t even train their pets properly.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with players who cry crocodile tears to guilt trip you into letting them stay longer. And forget about having to clean up after someone who can’t even clean a pan properly.

Join us and build to your heart’s content without the drama of dysfunctional family dynamics. Say goodbye to jobless relatives who refuse to take responsibility for their own lives.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life chaos behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without the hassle of entitled, lazy family members. You deserve a break from all that madness!

✨ Aeltheria ✨ – The Minecraziest Server Ever! – SMP, Java, 1.20.4, Jobs, Towny

1.20.4, Aeltheria, Architect, Auctions, Avaloria, blacksmith, Collectibles, Cultivator, Custom Equipment Wraps, Custom Titles, Earnable Premium Currency, Eldoria, Eldric the Master Artisan, Expert Prospector, FANTASY, Immersive NPCs, java, Jobs, Lorelei the Librarian, lumberjack, Magic, Master Architect, Minecraft, Minecraziest, petals, player-driven economy, plushies, Prospector, Server, skins, smp, Sunny the Greeter, Towny, twilight realm, Unique Fish Textures, unique worlds, Vanalia, Virtual Storage, welcome

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4199	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Aeltheria!

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. If you prefer a more classic experience, Vanalia offers vanilla generation. Each world is brimming with lore and hidden treasures! 🌌
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more! Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles like Master Architect or Expert Prospector. You can experience them all from the beginning! 🏗️🌳
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith. Each NPC has their own story and quests to offer! 🏗️🔨
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection, fishing has never been this exciting! Discover special chests and trade your trinkets for fishing keys! 🐟✨
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities or purchased to support the server. Petals are used for cosmetic changes only. 🌸🎁
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear with petals or crate keys. These wraps are removable and tradeable, adding a personal touch to your equipment! ⚔️✨
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken. This feature helps manage your multiple jobs and offers additional storage options as you rank up. 📈🗃️
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for adorable plushies. Collect them all and enjoy their cuteness! 🧸💕

Join Us Now:

Hololive Havoc Minecraft Server

controversy, Copyright, Digital Media, Entertainment, Havoc, hololive, intellectual property, Japanese idols, legal issues, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, online platform, Permission, public relations, scandal, Server, social media, streaming, Virtual idol, Virtual talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even Hololive is asking for permission to join in on the fun. That’s right, our players are so talented that they’re attracting the attention of virtual idols. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to do a collab with Kizuna AI while building your epic castle made entirely out of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to ask permission from Hololive first!