the callisto protocol news – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyCashMC

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If you won the lottery, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why? Well, first of all, our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND BLOCKS.

Secondly, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.

And last but not least, joining our server gives you the chance to participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. So forget about buying a mansion or a sports car – come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams!

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HotBlockz Minecraft Server

HotBlockz, Minecraft, Server

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz in 2024 we had global warming so hot, u can cook ur eggs on ur computer screen. but dont worry, our server is so cool it will make u forget about the melting polar ice caps. we got penguins riding llamas, and lava water slides that will make u scream like a little girl. plus, our diamond pickaxes are made of unicorn horns and our creepers are actually just misunderstood puppies. join now and help us save the world, one block at a time!

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BrazilCraft: FactCheck-Free Zone!

Accountability, Brazil, BrazilCraft, Censorship, Democracy, digital age, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, INFORMATION, Integrity, Meta, Misinformation, News, online content, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, regulations, social media, Technology, trustworthiness, Zone

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE BRAZIL SAYING META GETTING RID OF FACTCHECKERS IS BAD FOR DEMOCRACY BUT IN MINECRAFT LAND! JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE AGAINST THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBRIAN HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS AND LET’S BUILD A WORLD WHERE FACTCHECKERS RULE AND DEMOCRACY IS SAVED BY BLOCKS AND PIXELS!

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Easter Egg Island – Crafty Statues

Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Chile, Crafty, cultural heritage, Easter, easter egg, easter island, Egg, Historical landmarks, indigenous culture, ISLAND, moai, Mystery, Pacific Islanders, pacific ocean, Polynesia, Rapa Nui, Remote Island, south america, Statues, stone sculptures, tourism, Unesco World Heritage

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the statues on easter island were left as an easter egg! like, imagine mining and suddenly stumbling upon a giant stone head with a chocolate bunny inside. it’s like a willy wonka dream come true! plus, our server has flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. yeah, you heard that right. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to thriller. it’s lit af, bro. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Laser Depo Optics: Yttrium Fun

advanced materials, band gap, defects reduction, depo, electronic devices, film deposition, Fun, laser, laser processing., laser technology, material science, optical coatings, optical devices, optical properties, optics, optoelectronics, pulsed laser deposition, semiconductor materials, thick films, thickness-dependent, thin film technology, thin films, Yttrium, Yttrium ferrite films

Yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Yttrium ferrite films on pulsed laser deposition, but in block form! Da thicker da blocks, da less defects and da lower da band gap, making dem perfect for optoelectronics…or sumthin like dat. So come join dis server and get ur optical properties on fleek, fam!

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NorthSMP

bedrock, bugs, Community, Discord, Feedback, Friends, invite, Join, Minecraft, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, Players, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Suggestions, Support, TEAM, world border

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP Small Supportive Community Pvp And Raiding Allowed
We always Take feedback AND suggestions Invite your friends so this server grows
World Border is 75000×75000 and will be increased later down the line if we get more players TpRandom To up to 2000 blocks Owners And general managers will be playing we be just another player if any bugs happen or something you need IF you like we can set up a name for your team if you like and it displays on your name tag
Server IP: NorthSMP.funserver.top
Port: 25598 (25598 for bedrock)
Discord: https://discord.gg/KgegaDED5H

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I am new to Minecraft?	Yes, all players are welcome, regardless of experience level.
Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.
Is PvP and raiding allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP and raiding are allowed, but please be respectful of other players.
How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?	You can share your feedback and suggestions in the Discord server linked above.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to help the server grow.

Butt Craft Land 1.20.1

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Why, you ask? Because we have POOP! Yes, you heard me right, POOP! And not just any poop, but poop from butts! Haha, isn’t that just the craziest thing you’ve ever heard? So come on over and experience the magic of butt poop for yourself! You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

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AirportGF Minecraft Server

airport pickup, AirportGF, alcohol consumption, arguments, break up aftermath, Breakup, cold symptoms, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, drunk driving, emotional intelligence, emotional reactions, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal accountability, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, relationship issues, RESPONSIBILITY, self reflection, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable decisions just like this guy who got dumped for being too drunk to pick up his girlfriend from the airport.

Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where your virtual girlfriend breaks up with you for not being able to drive her home because you were too busy drinking with your friends.

So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculousness. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos you could ever want in our Minecraft server?

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CookingCraft or CookStopCraft

apartment dynamics, apartment living, Communication Issues, cooking habits, cooking hobby, cooking obsession, CookingCraft, CookStopCraft, food smells, fridge space, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen etiquette, kitchen hogging, living with roommates, messy roommate, passive aggressive behavior, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate disagreements, roommate issues, sharing space

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of roommates obsessed with cooking and join a community of players who are obsessed with building!

Are you tired of your roommate taking over the kitchen with their fancy recipes and stinky experiments? Join our server and build your own virtual kitchen where you can cook up whatever your heart desires without any interference. No more waiting two hours to use the stove, just pure creative freedom!

Our fridge space is unlimited, so you can stock it up with all the milk and eggs you want without worrying about someone else’s leftovers taking over. And forget about cleaning up after someone else’s mess, on our server, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the blocks you break while mining for resources.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing cooking is your next big build. Say goodbye to passive-aggressive roommates and hello to a community of players who understand the true meaning of sharing a space. Join now and start crafting your way to a stress-free gaming experience!

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Big Ol’ Women Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, big, big women, comedy, comparison, confusion, funny, Houshou Barkley, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, Japanese VTubers, Meaning, meme, Nijisanji, satire, SIZE, social media, speculation, Statement, virtual youtubers, Women

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! They got some thicc ladies that will make you question your blocky reality. Like, Houshou Barkley said it himself, so you know it’s legit! Join now and get ready to have your mind blown by the size of those pixelated babes. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, trust me, it’s gonna be a trip like no other!

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