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SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1820	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1096	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous source., arstechnica, Digital, Digital Media, IMG_0466, internet, Media, media sharing, Minecraft, News, No. 78933527, ONLINE, online content, secret, smp, society, streaming, Tech News, Tech Trends, Technology, Video, video clip, video sharing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9499
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.