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Dad’s Bday or Surgery? AITA Minecraft

aita, BDay, bday party, bowel resection, cold, Consultation, Dads, discomfort, emergency surgery, family, GALLBLADDER, healthy, hurt feelings, husband, IMPORTANCE, Minecraft, missed event, Pain, Recovery, reschedule, scar, scar tissue, surgery, Ultrasound

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my gallbladder stone? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your biliary colic. Join us for epic adventures and insane battles that will have you forgetting all about your scar tissue.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event coming up that’s so epic, even your husband’s dad’s 70th birthday party won’t compare. Don’t worry about consulting with anyone, just jump right in and have a blast. And if anyone tries to stop you, just tell them you have a Minecraft surgery scheduled that can’t wait!

So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it, unless you regret missing out on all the fun!

WorldlyMinecraftSMP

American politics, Break, current events, global affairs, global events, global news, global politics, global updates, international affairs, international events, international news, news updates, political developments, political news, political updates, world affairs, world events, world news, world politics, world updates, WorldlyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in American politics? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, but we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server! Will you join them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only answer to the name “Fluffy”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape from the madness of American politics into a world of pure insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

WheelchairCraft: Rolling into Adventure!

acceptance, accessibility, Adventure, Communication, DATING, disability, Diversity, emotional connection, Empathy, equality, Inclusivity, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Personal experiences, physical limitations, relationships, ROLLING, sexual health, societal perceptions, Understanding, wheelchair user, WheelchairCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	5390
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and craft your way through a world filled with surprises at every turn. But that’s not all – we also offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Ever wanted to team up with a wheelchair user to take on the Ender Dragon? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is home to a community of diverse players, including those with disabilities, who bring a whole new level of excitement to the game.

So why wait? Join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a player in a wheelchair – it’s a love story for the ages!

CraftyUkrainians

Allies, CraftyUkrainians, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military, military alliance, military cooperation, military presence, military support, nato, SECURITY, transatlantic relations., Ukraine, Ukrainian Prime Minister, united states, US troops

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	195922	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

lol ukraine prime minister says we can replace us troops in europe, but who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server and have a blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance, it’s a party 24/7 on our server. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the ukraine prime minister changes his mind and kicks us out of europe!

Bucketry Minecraft

Bucketry, Community Events, economic progression, gear customization, hidden treasures, immersive gameplay, legendary fish, Lore-rich quests, Minecraft, Player Shops, rare crops, smp, storytelling quests, streamlined crafting, team challenges, Unique Economy, unique perks

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft – Let the Adventure Begin!

Java: mc.bucketry.net

Bedrock: mc.bucketry.net:19132

Looking for more than just stacking blocks? At Bucketry, we’ve created a world where you can truly play your way—whether that’s as a warrior, builder, farmer, or explorer. This is Minecraft with a purpose.

Why Play at Bucketry?
🎯 Quests That MatterSkip the mindless grinding. Our quests are designed to pull you into the story, offering not just rewards, but a sense of progress and purpose. Every task means something.
⚔️ Gear Built Your WayWith hundreds of custom enchantments, you can forge weapons and armor that feel unique to you. Whether you’re fighting off mobs or crafting rare items, your gear will stand out.
🌱 Master Your PathFrom farming to fishing to fighting, you can choose your path and become an expert. Our advanced skills system lets you unlock perks and shape your own gameplay.
🏰 Build Your KingdomWhether it’s an empire or a cozy home base, claim your land and make it yours. Defend it, grow it, and even recruit creatures to keep it safe.
🎣 Farming, Mining & Fishing – Done RightOur systems go deeper than the basics. Whether you’re hunting for rare crops or legendary fish, there’s always a goal worth chasing.
💎 Treasure Hunts & Hidden RewardsAdventure is always around the corner. Explore, uncover secrets, and claim loot that gives you the edge.
💰 Player-Driven EconomyRun a shop, trade smart, and climb the economic ranks. Build your wealth in a community where every trade matters.
🤝 A Community You’ll Want to JoinAt Bucketry, you’re more than just a player—you’re part of a growing community. From events to team challenges, you’ll find friends and fun along the way.
📜 Quests with a StoryOur quests are anything but basic. Dive into missions that are part of a bigger narrative, unlocking unique gear, lore, and skills as you go.
🔧 Streamlined for FunWe’ve optimized systems like storage and crafting so you can spend more time adventuring and less time managing your inventory.

Painful Block World 1.20.6

1.20.6, anxiety, BLOCK, body aches, Chronic pain, discomfort, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, health issues, Illness, inability to focus, medical mystery, mental health, Nausea, Pain, PAINFUL, physical pain, school struggles, seeking answers, seeking relief, stress, Suffering, world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pain of reality! Instead of feeling like someone is smashing their body against you, you can smash blocks and build amazing creations! Say goodbye to studying and hello to endless adventures in our virtual world! Don’t let the pain hold you back, join us and experience a whole new level of fun and excitement!

JobWinNoPayBillsLOL

AITAH, bills, Chat, doing well, finances, income, interrogation, JobWinNoPayBillsLOL, NEW FRIEND, Properties, pub, quit job, real estate, refusing to pay, rely financially, Rent, sales assistant, selfish, Shut down, Small Business, UNCOMFORTABLE, WhatsApp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your virtual real estate skills more than your real-life finances! Join us and show off your building prowess without worrying about anyone asking you to fund their in-game bills.

Imagine a world where you can buy run-down blocks, fix them up with your creativity, and rent them out to other players. No nosy sales assistants interrogating you about your Minecraft income here!

Don’t worry about anyone sliding into your DMs asking for virtual rent money. On our server, the only thing you’ll be funding is your own epic builds.

So come join us and leave the real-world financial drama behind. Build, explore, and craft your way to virtual success without anyone expecting you to foot their virtual bills. Let’s block and roll!

GraveLiar on Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, buried, confession, cover up, Deception, deep dark secret, dishonesty, GraveLiar, Guilt, hidden, Hidden Truth, lie, Minecraft, personal secret, regret, secret keeping, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruth, white lie

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mines Excavated:	1438	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, I once told everyone that I could fly in Minecraft and they totally believed me, even though I was just jumping off a really tall tree with a bunch of feather falling enchantments. It was hilarious!

But seriously, this server is so lit, we have like a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. And one time, we all dressed up as creepers and scared the newbies so bad they ran away screaming. It was so funny, you have to be there to experience it!

Plus, we have this secret treasure hunt where we hide diamonds all over the map and give out crazy prizes to whoever finds them first. I once found a diamond block and got a pet dragon as a reward, it was insane!

So come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP, where the lies are as big as the builds and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a griefer, then we’ll ban you so fast your head will spin. LOL!

SequelQuestMC

anticipated sequels, audience desires, fan demands, film industry, film production, film sequels, Hollywood, long-awaited sequels, movie franchises, movie sequels, popular franchises, sequel anticipation, sequel dreams, sequel petitions, sequel requests, sequel rumors., sequel speculation, sequel wishes, SequelQuestMC, unrequested sequels

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of waiting for that one movie sequel that everyone has been begging for but Hollywood just won’t deliver? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your sequel cravings! Join us and experience the long-awaited sequel to “Sharknado vs. Mega Octopus” where the sharks and octopuses team up to take over the world in blocky, pixelated glory. But that’s not all, we also have the exclusive sequel to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Revenge of the Veggie Tales” where sentient vegetables seek revenge on humans for years of salad abuse. So why wait for Hollywood when you can experience these epic sequels right here on our server? Join now and get ready for some seriously ridiculous movie magic!

CraftyBalticFun

Baltic states, Belarus, CraftyBalticFun, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, government decision, international relations, LATVIA, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, tourism industry, tourist trips, travel ban, travel restrictions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4239
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like Latvia trying to ban tourist trips to Russia and Belarus, but in Minecraft form, ya know?

Join us for the most wild and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the Macarena, and villagers who tell the best dad jokes.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. And our players? They’re like superheroes, fighting off hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more bonkers than a llama on roller skates, come join us! Who needs tourist trips to Russia and Belarus when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!