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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1029 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 122 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!