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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2705 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 155 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)