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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1999 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!
So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!