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BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dimension Hops:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchantments Applied:	297	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	22	Crops Grown:	1568
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Animals Bred:	178

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)

Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Towns Built:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Mondays ruining your vibe? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll turn those Mondays into fundays! We’ll teleport you straight into a world where lasagna rains from the sky and sausage toppings grow on trees. Forget about real life responsibilities and come build your dream lasagna castle with us. Who needs a job when you can have lasagna for days? Join now and let’s turn those Monday blues into lasagna hues!

BlockyBlacked Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner wizard and build the most enchanting creations! Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your magical energy from the 1st to the 8th and release it with a bang! Share your edge count with fellow wizards and see who can hold out the longest.

Our AI, NovelAI V.3, will help you conjure up the most fantastical adventures and stories for your Minecraft world. For just $25 a month, you’ll have unlimited access to the most powerful spellbook of all time!

Dress to impress in our official BLACKED clothing line, because even wizards need to look fabulous while casting spells. And don’t forget to check out our BNWO Dictionary to learn the language of the magical realm.

Join our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program to earn rewards for your magical achievements in-game. And if you need some inspiration, check out our PMV Torrent for some spellbinding videos.

So grab your wand, hop on your broomstick, and join us on our magical Minecraft server for a truly enchanting experience!

DreamJobDoomedGF

Benefits, breadwinner, burden, career field, combined finances, dream job, DreamJobDoomedGF, family, finances, financial stress, Freelancer, hobby, long commutes, part time job, pay cut, Resentment, Sacrifices, Struggle, student loans

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Crops Grown:	2176	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Villages Defended:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to play!

🤣 Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep come charging at you! It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our server!

🔥 Need a break from the daily grind? Join us and participate in our epic building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! Who needs real money when you have shiny virtual gems, right?

🚀 Explore our server and stumble upon secret realms filled with unicorns, rainbows, and dancing llamas! Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

💸 And hey, if you ever feel like you’re carrying the burden of your virtual finances, don’t worry! Our server economy is booming, and you can make a fortune selling virtual dirt blocks. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual dirt tycoon?

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you in the virtual world! 🎮✨