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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing left for you to do is jerk off to your girlfriend’s friends’ Instagram pics! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who share a love for cuckolding, feet, femdom, bicurious adventures, and even a sprinkle of incest (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!). Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and explore the depths of our twisted fantasies together. Who needs a 19-year-old girlfriend when you have a whole server of kinky companions to play with? Come on in and let the debauchery begin!

HanaKeiji’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	2339
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Enchantments Applied:	185	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.

And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!

NaiveMomNoMoreMC

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can communicate with your fellow players in ASL? Look no further! Join our server where everyone speaks in ASL, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.

Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!

CraftyCash100

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	2519	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of grinding in real life to make some cash? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a unique opportunity to make $100 in the blink of an eye! Just join our server and mine some virtual diamonds, then trade them with our NPC villagers for real money! It’s like a virtual diamond heist without the risk of getting caught by the virtual police!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?

AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3257
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

BlockyBlackOps

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	214
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!

Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!

And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!

Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7653
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	79439
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2845
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!