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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2887 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8013 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Votes: | 9232 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!