The Astral Express Annual Trailblaze Report Minecraft Servers

CraftyAnxietyCraft

anxiety provoking situations, anxiety triggers, causes of anxiety, common anxiety triggers, common stressors, CraftyAnxietyCraft, daily anxiety triggers, everyday stressors, everyday worries, minor anxieties, minor stressors, mundane anxieties, simple things, simple triggers, small anxieties, small stressors, sources of anxiety, stress inducing factors, stress triggers, trivial stressors, unnecessary anxiety

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	284	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Emeralds Found:	4262
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Gods Slained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Votes:	9964
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	6414	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

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YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Emeralds Found:	7720
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Items Found:	8651	Crops Grown:	2654
Alien Abductions:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

play.yellowmc.nl:20307

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime industry, Artistic, artistic value, artistically sophisticated, creativity, cultural impact, cultural weapons, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, funding, innovation, japanese government, Lost, Manga, Minecraft, Novels, originality, profit-driven, smp, storytelling

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	772	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1017	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

SecretSMP4Lyfe

Confidential, confidentiality, hidden, INTIMATE, Personal, privacy, Secrets, SecretSMP4Lyfe, Sensitive, Trust, undisclosed, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mysteries, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2279	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Farms Harvested:	984	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!