the ascent game Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	677	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ores Mined:	2756	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	963024
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!

MineCraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, Decision making, Expectations, financial burden, health concerns, ISOLATION, Lack of free time, Lack of spontaneity, long-term planning, MineCraftyAdulting, mundane tasks, PRESSURE, relationships, responsibilities, Routine, self-doubt, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist! Build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments, explore fantastical lands without needing to book time off work, and battle dragons without risking your life savings.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Africa Conflict, African Affairs, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, News, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Second Front, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world news

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Votes:	2077	Emeralds Found:	5856

lol so like, u know how russia and ukraine are always beefin’, well now ukraine is like “imma open a second front in africa” like wut?? imagine if minecraft was like that, u join this server and suddenly u in africa fightin’ off zombies and creepers with a bunch of ukrainian players. it’s gonna be wild, man. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

AnnihilateCraft

AnnihilateCraft, Annihilation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iranian Army Commander, Israel, Israel-Iran tensions, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear Threat, regional stability, SECURITY, threat assessment, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	125	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity like for realz. we got all the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles you’ve ever seen. like, we got this one dude who built a giant potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. no joke. and another player who turned their entire base into a roller coaster. like, what even?

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic community ever. we have regular events like spleef tournaments and hide and seek games. plus, our admins are super chill and always down for a good laugh. like, one time they turned the whole server into a giant game of tag. it was wild.

so yeah, if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on a trampoline, then you gotta check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town.

BotCraft: Homogenize & Observe

Accelerating, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Behavior, BotCraft, Bots, Communication, data, Digital, experiences, Homogenize, homogenizing, influence, internet, Manipulation, observations, Observe, ONLINE, Perspectives, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

yo, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got pigs flying, literally. one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and it sprouted wings and soared through the sky like a majestic bacon angel. true story, bro.

our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group of players build an entire city out of diamond blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PvP arena. it’s like watching a bunch of deranged chickens fighting over the last piece of corn.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing? yeah, they throw the wildest parties every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing on a jukebox.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyLonelySurvival

alertness, belonging, coping mechanisms, CraftyLonelySurvival, ETL, evolutionary psychology, Evolutionary Theory of Loneliness, Frequency, Loneliness, mental health, Nightmares, overthinking, Psychological, psychological effects, research, Sleep, social connection, stress, study, Survival, well-being

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Buildings Constructed:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, listen up, ya’ll! This Minecraft server is where you wanna be if you wanna survive like a boss! The Evolutionary Theory of Loneliness (ETL) says that you gotta belong to stay alive, and what better place to belong than our crazy server?

We did two studies with like 1,609 players and found out that loneliness leads to more nightmares. But don’t worry, we got your back! Join our server and say goodbye to those bad dreams! Stress might mess with your nightmare frequency, but on our server, you’ll be stress-free and living the dream!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community ever! Let’s show those nightmares who’s boss and have a blast together! Don’t be lonely, be a part of our wild and wacky server family!