BurntBaeCuisineCraft

anniversary dinner, Apology, burned food, burnt chicken, BurntBaeCuisineCraft, communication breakdown, cooking experience, cooking mishap, cooking skills, culinary disappointment, culinary judgment, emotional response, food criticism, food critique, food preparation, hurt feelings, kitchen disaster, overcooked chicken, relationship argument, relationship conflict, taste buds

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than my girlfriend’s overcooked chicken? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes burnt chicken look like a gourmet meal. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and apologies just like in the story above. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Come join us and see if you’re the asshole or the hero in our crazy virtual world!

BlockBusterFails

bad acting, BlockBusterFails, Cliches, excessive CGI, films, gratuitous violence, lack of creativity, lack of diversity, lack of originality, lack of representation, lazy storytelling, movie industry, overused tropes, poor character development, poor writing, predictable endings, reliance on stereotypes, uninspired filmmaking, unnecessary sequels, unrealistic plotlines

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7773	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Ores Mined:	3127
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Animals Bred:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring old movies that follow the same tired formulas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Say goodbye to predictable plot twists and hello to giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment in any Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just don’t forget to watch out for the exploding sheep!

WiggleWagCraft

body image, Insecurity, male anatomy, male sexuality, Masculinity, measuring penis, penis appearance, penis confidence, penis function, penis girth, penis health, penis insecurity, penis length, penis measurement, penis satisfaction, penis shape, penis size, self esteem, self-confidence, small penis, WiggleWagCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to measure your manhood is by the wiggle of your pixelated peepee! no more insecurities, just pure blocky fun and ridiculousness.

we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.

our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.

we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are mature enough to use the player-driven economy!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, creativity, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Homes, hopper filters, Journey, lagoon, Leaderboards, marketplace, Mature, Playerdriven, QoL features, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Warps

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	New Chunks Explored:	532225

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters! With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

CoolCountryCraft – Minecraft Server

chill vibes, cool countries, cool people, CoolCountryCraft, country stereotypes, cultural attitudes, Cultural differences, cultural perceptions, fun hangouts, global comparisons, international comparisons, lame countries, Minecraft, national characteristics, national coolness, national identities, Server, social behavior, social dynamics, social interactions, social norms, social perceptions, societal attitudes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers full of lame players from boring countries? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for cool kids from the coolest countries! We’ve got players from Antarctica, where they build igloos out of diamonds and ride polar bears to battle creepers. And don’t even get us started on the players from Atlantis, who can breathe underwater and mine for emeralds in the depths of the ocean. So if you want to hang out with the coolest people from the coolest countries, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ Friday Night Frenzy

bears, Belichick, broncos, Burrow, Cards, Coach, Conduct, DB Coleman, fins, Frenzy, FRIDAY, Friday Night edition, HC, hof, LB Taylor, LT Jackson, Minecraft, NFL, night, pass rush, payton, preseason finale, QBs, rams, Seahawks, smp, suspended, TE coach, WAIT, WR Jones

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Belichick building a football stadium in 2026, or see Cards WR Jones getting suspended for trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon. Rams LT Jackson might be banned for two games for griefing, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

And if you’re lucky, you might catch Payton trying to keep three QBs on his team, or witness Bears trading for Seahawks LB Taylor to boost their pass rush. Plus, Bears DB Coleman might make a miraculous recovery from a creeper explosion and head home from the hospital.

But the real kicker? Fins TE coach is rumored to take over as the head admin in the second half of the season! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

LunchBoxLords

chicken salad, child psychologist, clean, crying, Failure, food insecurity, frozen nuggets, Guardians, housework, IT specialist, LunchBoxLords, meal prepping, Nephews, Nurse, nutrition, packed lunches, park, progress, Rehab, sandwiches, visitation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches for lunch? Come join our Minecraft server where we serve up delicious chicken salad, fruit, cheesy bread, and banana muffins every day! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the tastiest treats to keep you energized for your building adventures.

Plus, join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a supportive community of players who will help you navigate any challenges that come your way. Just like how we helped our nephews overcome their food insecurities with the help of a child psychologist – we’ve got your back!

And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a crying family member who is amazed by your virtual cooking skills. Our server is full of surprises and heartwarming moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and feast on the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted – your taste buds will thank you!

PlatonicPals SMP

Boundaries, close relationships, Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, friendship benefits, friendship boundaries, friendship challenges, Friendship Dynamics, friendship longevity., FRIENDSHIPS, gender dynamics, mutual respect, non-romantic relationships, opposite sex, Personal experiences, platonic relationships, PlatonicPals, smp, social norms, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had a buddy to watch your back and share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your platonic soulmate! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new BFF, whether it’s building a giant chicken statue or battling creepers together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bovine tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the chaos, make some new friends, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama cult that lurks in the shadows. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a stray creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SicklyCraft

athlete endurance, athlete fitness, athlete health, athlete nutrition, athlete performance, athlete recovery, athlete safety, athlete well-being, dangerous sports, extreme sports, high-risk sports, physical strain, risky sports, SicklyCraft, sports health risks, sports injuries, sports injuries prevention, sports medicine, sports psychology, sports science, unhealthy athletes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	277
Star Shards Collected:	206	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only sport we play is called “Creeper Dodgeball”! Join us if you want to test your agility and reflexes while dodging explosive creepers that are out to get you. Who needs to be healthy when you can have this much fun risking your virtual life?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game called “Zombie Soccer” where players kick around zombie heads instead of a regular soccer ball. It’s a real kick in the head, literally!

And if that’s not enough craziness for you, we have a special event every Friday called “Ender Dragon Racing” where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the skies. It’s a high-flying adventure that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be flying so fast)!

So come join us on our server for some unhealthy, but incredibly fun, sports activities. Who needs to be in shape when you can have this much excitement in the virtual world?

Hop on over to FrogCraft and join our ribbeting adventures! 🐸🎮🔮🌟

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Adventures, Bedrock Port, discord server, FrogCraft, Hop, Join, pet frog, Polls, ribbeting, Server, smp, Survival, world border

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Emeralds Found:	6611
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Meteorites Collected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to 🐸FrogCraft🐸!

Features
🗳️ – Polls for everything on the server
🌐 – A small +10,000 to -10,000 block wide world border
⚔️ – Teams for you and your friends to create and join!
🛡️ – Claims to prevent players from griefing your home.
🗺️ – Dynmap to help you find the perfect spot to live.

🐸 ALL NEW MEMBERS SPAWN WITH A PET FROG!

If you want to check it out, join using the information below!

JAVA IP: play.frogcraft.live BEDROCK IP: frogcraft.live BEDROCK PORT: 25803 DYNMAP: http://frogcraft.live:25729/

And if you want to follow up on the server, check out our Discord server as well!

https://discord.gg/6FBx3VQGuf

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with the Bedrock version of Minecraft?	Yes, you can join using the BEDROCK IP and PORT provided above.
Are there any restrictions on building in certain areas?	There is a world border in place to limit the building area, but you are free to build within that boundary.
How do I protect my home from griefers?	You can use claims to prevent players from griefing your home. Instructions on how to use claims are provided in-game.
Can I create or join teams with my friends?	Yes, there are teams available on the server for you and your friends to create and join.

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