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MissileDefender Minecraft Server

arms race, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, missile defense, missile deployments, MissileDefender, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Tension, US

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2554

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got secret russian technology dat can counter any missile deployments from da US in europe!!! u can be part of da elite russian squad dat protects our server from any attacks, plus u get to ride on giant bears and drink vodka all day long! come join us and be part of da ultimate russian experience in minecraft!!! da kremlin approves, so u know it’s gonna be epic!!!

CraftyCommie2021

anti-government, arrest, Charged, CraftyCommie2021, criminal, Energy Facility, extremism, hate crime, homeland security, investigation, national security, neo nazi, Plot, radicalization, Russian, sabotage, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states, violent, White Supremacy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Animals Bred:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Chimeras Created:	4

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!