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Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Potions Brewed:	196	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchantments Applied:	128

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Items Found:	8151

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ores Mined:	2646
Love Letters Sent:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dimension Hops:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Towns Built:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	137	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	649	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Votes:	8967

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Star Shards Collected:	124
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!