that’s me Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

blocky, CREEPERS, ended up, ended up in, fear, how, how I ended up, in, in this situation, McBlockface, me, probably wondering, probably.., Situation, that’s me, thats, this situation, Tread, wondering, Youre, Yup

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, Curious, destiny, ended up, fate, gtYup, humor, introspection, Journey, life events, life experiences, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Server, Situation, Story, storytelling, that’s me, Twist of fate, unexpected, wondering, Yup

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magic Items Found:	7728
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

DrunkCraft SMP: oopsie

alcohol, bar hopping, blackout, consequences, crazy antics, drinking games, Drunk, DrunkCraft, EMBARRASSING, Friends, Fun, hangover, intoxication, late night, Memory Loss, MISTAKES, Oopsie, Party, regret, shots, smp, socializing, wild night

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	36
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a wild ride of drunken shenanigans! Our server is known for its crazy parties where players end up building upside-down houses, riding pigs off cliffs, and trying to tame creepers as pets. Who knows what you’ll end up doing drunk on our server – the possibilities are endless (and probably hilarious)! So come join us for a good time and see where the night takes you (just make sure to watch out for those pesky zombies)!

OutfitCraft3000

casual outfit, clothing, comfortable outfit, current outfit, dressing for success, dressing up, everyday outfit, fashion, fashion choices, fashion trends, fashionista, favorite outfit, go-to outfit, outfit inspiration, Outfit Of The Day, OutfitCraft3000, personal style, Style, trendy outfit, versatile outfit, Wardrobe

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special outfit called the “Rainbow Unicorn Onesie” that gives you magical powers to fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes! Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the “Disco Creeper Disco” where you can dance the night away with explosive moves that will blow everyone’s minds (literally).

So, what are you waiting for? Put on your best Rainbow Unicorn Onesie and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy outfits and even crazier adventures!

BanglaBrawlCurfewCraft

BanglaBrawlCurfewCraft, bangladesh, CASUALTIES, civil disturbance, Clashes, Conflict, Crisis, Curfew, current events, death toll, emergency, Fatalities, Government, law enforcement, political turmoil, protest, Public Safety, SECURITY, tragic event, Unrest, violence

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

LOL so this server is like, the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a party up in here, you don’t wanna miss out.

One time, we had a player build a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? It actually started laying diamond eggs in the game. True story, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive watermelon war. It was epic, like seriously. Watermelons flying everywhere, players slipping and sliding in the juice. Good times, good times.

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come on down to our server. Just watch out for those killer chickens, they mean business.

Just Bucket 1.21! – Now with more buckets than a bucket factory!

Adventure, bucket, BUCKETS, Community, cross-platform, Currency, Discord, Expansion, FACTORY, family, gameplay, Jobs, Lag-free, Minecraft, PROFESSIONAL, Quality, Ranks, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Trade, Updates

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

JustBucket Minecraft Server Overview

Introducing JustBucket Minecraft Server: Where Community and Quality Meet!

Features
	Many Ranks and positions available!
	24/7 zero lag.
	Focus on economy aspect of Minecraft
	Constant updates and expansions
	Cross-Platform capabilities

FAQs

How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP JustBucket.Minecraft.Best. For Bedrock players, use port 25566.

What gameplay modes are available?

We offer both classic survival gameplay and Skyblock adventures.

Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, you can trade with fellow players, set up shops, participate in jobs and tournaments to earn in-game currency.

Is the server always updating?

Yes, we are constantly updating and expanding our server to provide the best experience for our players.

Is the server cross-platform?

Yes, both Java and Bedrock players can connect seamlessly to our server.

Where can I get more information and join the community?

You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uMkz8wdqSP to connect with our community.

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, autism, autistic, AutisticCraft, Challenges, Communication, Community, Diagnosis, Differences, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, Server, Social Skills, special interests, spectrum, stigma, Strengths, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1489	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine all day? Well, come join our server where we have a special challenge for you – see how many creepers you can befriend before they blow you up!

We also have a secret underground maze filled with diamond-studded chicken nuggets that you can only access if you can solve riddles like “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the diamond-studded chicken nuggets, of course!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Ender Dragon and our resident disco-loving zombie villagers.

So come on down to our server and show us just how autistic you really are – because normal is boring, right?

SMP_LlamaQueen922370069 – Minecraft SMP

animal character, ANONYMOUS, Anthropomorphic, art, character design, creative work, digital art, digital artist, digital drawing, Furry, furry art, furry community, furry fandom, fursona, illustration, Minecraft, no. 922370069, online art, online forum, s/fur, smp, SMP_LlamaQueen922370069

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy shenanigans and unpredictable events.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to have a potato war. Yes, you read that right. A POTATO WAR. It was a battle of epic proportions, with players flinging potatoes at each other like there was no tomorrow. The winner? The one who managed to hit the most chickens with their starchy projectiles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Picture this: dancing creepers, glowstone dance floors, and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. It’s a party you’ll never forget, that’s for sure.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us at s/fur! Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

CatStressNoMore Minecraft Server

aggression, animal rescue, behavioral issues, Boogers, Breaking Point, cat, CatStressNoMore, compromise, Emotional support, fear, hissing, house fire, Loneliness, Marriage, Messy, Minecraft, Relaxation, senior cat, Server, stress, Ultimatum, validation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old cats that just sit around and do nothing? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to interact with the most eccentric cats around.

Our cats have been through it all – from surviving house fires to having boogers for days. But don’t worry, they make up for it with their hilarious personalities and unique quirks. Plus, they’re always up for a good time and love to play with our players.

But that’s not all! These cats are so wild that they might even hiss at your wife for holding something in her hand. It’s a strange tick, but it just adds to the excitement of our server. And if your wife can’t handle it, well, she might just have to choose between you and the cat. Talk about drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and laughs, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a purrfectly good time!

CraftyCashCrisis

bail out, challenging times, college student, conflicting feelings, CraftyCashCrisis, debt pressure, education expenses, family money, financial responsibility, financial struggles, friendship strain, Guilt, Jealousy, personal boundaries, seeking advice, Selfishness, true colors, true friends, unexpected medical bills, wealthy family, wealthy upbringing

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be guilt-tripped into giving away all your diamonds to your broke friends? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called selfish for valuing your financial responsibility.

We understand the importance of keeping your hard-earned emeralds for yourself, because let’s face it – you worked hard for those shiny blocks! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and craft without the pressure of bailing out your friends from their creeper-induced debts.

So come join us and let’s build a world where financial responsibility is key, and where you can focus on building epic structures without the drama of being called uncaring. Trust us, it’s a block-tastic time!

VasectomyVibesMC SMP

Contraception, Decision making, emotional impact, Family Planning, Fatherhood, fertility, long-term effects, male sterilization, medical procedure, mens health, permanent birth control, personal experience, post-surgery recovery, regret, reproductive health, satisfaction, sexual health, smp, surgical procedure, Urology, vasectomy, VasectomyVibesMC

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Items Found:	1339

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

PixelPockets: Paying4Pixels

budgeting tips, consumerism, cost-effective alternatives, Financial Advice, financial decisions, frivolous spending, impulse buying, long term savings, Luxury items, marketing tactics, money management, overpriced products, Paying4Pixels, peer pressure, personal finance, PixelPockets, popular trends, saving money, smart spending, unnecessary expenses, useless gadgets, Waste of Money

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience where you can literally throw your money away…but in a fun way! Our server is so addictive that players have been known to empty their entire bank accounts just to keep playing. Who needs real-life expenses when you can spend all your hard-earned cash on virtual blocks?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive in-game currency known as “Diamond Dollars.” Legend has it that whoever collects enough Diamond Dollars will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Consider it done.

So why waste your money on boring things like groceries or rent when you can join our server and live like a virtual king? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the richest player in Minecraft history…or at least until the next server reset.