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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8852 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4378 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 223 | Ores Mined: | 929 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster. you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha.
our server is so lit, Hungary is reportedly evicting Ukrainian refugees just to come play with us. like, who needs shelter when you can build a sick castle in Minecraft, amirite?
come join the party, where the only rule is to have a blast. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and unicorns. then maybe stay away.
