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CarCrashCraft – Where Cars are Banned and Only Creepers Rule!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Tired of cars hogging all the roads in your city? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustration in a more constructive way! Grab a dumbbell and smash some virtual car windows for a good time. Plus, who needs cars when you can ride around on a pig or a llama in our wacky world? Join us and say goodbye to traffic jams and hello to hilarious chaos!

MediocreCraft: Where even the most average players can become famous in the world of blocks!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a time machine back to the wacky world of the 2000s! Remember when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was cool? Well, on our server, it’s not just cool, it’s mandatory!

Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!

Crafty Snowflakes Beware

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Magic Items Found:	1216
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to Make Degenerates Afraid Again!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.

Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	8946
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	8551	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Animals Bred:	177	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!