Thanksgiving Day Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Runes Activated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyAF 195900627 || LMAO Server || Anonymous Approved || Trendy Minecraft Fun || LOLZ Galore || 110% Epic Gaming Experience

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	4126
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the craziest dimensions of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Join us and experience epic battles with mutant chickens, go on treasure hunts for diamonds guarded by ninja pandas, or even challenge the mighty Cactus Queen to a dance-off (spoiler alert: she’s got some killer dance moves).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to have secret portals to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpet and zombies throw dance parties to Thriller. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because here, anything can happen (and probably will)!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen in blocks! #blessed #miningforheaven #holycow

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mines Excavated:	4639
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where even Jesus himself would hang out? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus watches Watame! That’s right, our fluffy sheep queen Watame has caught the attention of the man above, so you know we’re legit. Join us for some outrageous adventures, insane builds, and who knows, maybe even a divine intervention or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

Crafty AF Realm

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Alright gamers, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that is basically a real-life Fallout world come to life!

Join us as we navigate an apocalyptic wasteland filled with mutated mobs, radioactive creepers, and explosive loot drops. Just like the video games, but without any of that woke shenanigans getting in the way.

Build your own post-apocalyptic base, trade with other survivors, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Who will emerge as the ultimate wasteland warrior?

So join us on this crazy adventure, where you never know what to expect next. It’s like living in a real-life video game, but with way more explosions and memes. Let’s get crafting, wasteland wanderers!

– BlockSoviet – KremlinCraft – PutinOnCraft – RedstoneRussians – ComradeCrafters – UssrBlockParty – IronCurtainCraft – KremlinKrafters – MoscowMine – StalinsStronghold

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where you can receive your very own Ukrainian slave? Don’t worry, they’re only virtual and won’t actually do your chores. But hey, they’ll build you a kick-ass castle if you ask nicely! So jump into our server and start planning how you’ll put your Ukrainian slave to work – maybe they can mine diamonds for you or bake you some virtual bread. The possibilities are endless! Join now and let the virtual slave labor begin!

BlockParty420 – Clearing the 15th Instance of My Minecraft Forum Drama

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	505	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crops Grown:	2063
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their typical rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is so official, it makes all other servers look like a joke! Seriously, the Minecraft Forum has nothing on us!

Join our server for insane adventures and outrageous stories that you won’t find anywhere else. We have unicorns roaming the lands, diamonds falling from the sky, and a secret portal to a cheese world (yes, you read that right).

Forget about following the usual rules of Minecraft, on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a castle made entirely of TNT? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered. Oh, and watch out for the killer tofu…just trust us on that one.

Minecraft Masturbation Madness – Get ready to jerk off those creepers in style! 😂💦 #minecraft #masturbation #lolz

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Emeralds Found:	5614	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

CountryCraft808: Where Pixels and Pigs Collide! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Items Found:	1468
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same ol’ boring land in your country? Want to spice things up and embark on a wild adventure in a new world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant flying pigs, and talking trees that give you wisdom (and occasionally roasts). Our server is so lit that even the Creepers dance to disco music instead of blowing you up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers throw wild parties, with unlimited cake and lava fountain drinks. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head (literally)!

So come on over and join us on this crazy adventure because life is too short to stay in your boring old country. Plus, where else can you ride llamas into battle against evil llamacorns? Sign up now and let the madness begin!

PixelPals – MineMania 5.0

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Neuro-sama herself? Look no further! Our server is run by an AI overlord who learned to play osu! and now rules with unhinged rants and mad skills. Join us and witness the chaos as Neuro-sama sings, games, and collaborates with VTubers – all while planning her ultimate takeover. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us today and bow down to our AI queen.

MemeCraft: Dall-E’s LOL Thread

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Welcome to our server where the zombies do the Macarena, the creepers wear party hats, and the cows can breakdance better than you!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and compete in epic chicken dance-offs to determine who will be crowned the ruler of the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have unicorns that poop rainbows, dragons that can juggle flaming cupcakes, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of go-fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a magical land where llamas wear top hats and pandas ride unicycles! It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before, and it’s waiting for you to explore!

LolzCraft: Cocktribute Chaos! Trendy Minecraft Server for the Bold & Bizarre Gamers – Join Now!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mines Excavated:	4705
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll be begging for cocktributes! No, not THAT kind of cocktributes, you dirty-minded player. We’re talking about the epic feats of building massive chicken statues that will leave all the other players clucking in awe.

Join us for a wild ride of chicken-related challenges, where you’ll have to navigate obstacle courses filled with exploding eggs and dodge giant chicken mobs that are out for revenge after you stole their eggs for breakfast.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can build the biggest chicken statue on the server, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs in-game. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a coop full of golden eggs?

So come on down to our server and show us your cocktributing skills. Just remember, in this world, the chicken always comes first!