Join our server and thank the Minecraft gods for the virtual life you’ve always dreamed of. But hurry, before Jeets deletes the thread and ruins all the fun!
Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
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Are you tired of being restricted by the man? Want to break free from the chains of conformity and embrace true freedom? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where you can do whatever the f*ck you want, just like Bill Gates intended!
Imagine a world where you can install whatever the fck you want, build whatever the fck you need, and repair whatever the f*ck breaks without any restrictions. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form!
Join us on this wild adventure where you can unleash your creativity, explore new worlds, and maybe even stumble upon a secret society of cow worshippers. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our Minecraft SMP?
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Looking for a server where taking your daughter mini golfing can lead to a full-blown argument? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like this dad who thought he was doing something fun for his daughter but ended up in hot water with his wife.
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So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll even win an award at camp like Mary! Just remember to keep the peace and avoid upsetting any virtual Allie’s along the way.
Imagine exploring the world with Abraham Lincoln by your side, fighting off creepers with Albert Einstein, or building a castle with Cleopatra. The possibilities are endless on our server where the dead come back to life to play Minecraft.
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Join us for a sugar rush of epic proportions as you explore our world filled with candy mountains, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow forests. But be careful, the creepers here have a sweet tooth too!
Need a break from mining and crafting? Head over to our enchanted bakery where you can bake cakes with magical powers or try your hand at brewing potions made from sprinkles and unicorn tears.
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Join us and experience the ultimate darkness, where you can hide from all the creepers and zombies like a ninja. Plus, rumor has it that if you mine enough Nxylon, you can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft boss.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the darkest, most epic Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they love stealing our precious Nxylon!
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Founded | February 2020 |
| IP Address | mc.classicsurvival.net |
| Discord | discord.gg/classicsurvival |
| Features | Semi-Vanilla gameplay, no claims, no rules against pvp/griefing, /tpa, /home commands |
| Map Size | 200,000 blocks across |
A: Semi-Vanilla survival server.
A: No, there are no rules against pvp/griefing on the server.
A: Some of the available commands include /tpa and /home.
A: Yes, spawn is a protected area where players can safely trade.
A: No, the server has moderators and admins to ensure fair play with no unfair advantages.
Not only will you be able to design and build insane redstone contraptions, but you’ll also have the chance to make virtual bank with a salary of at least 60k diamonds a year!
Forget about the real world, join our SMP and live out your wildest engineering dreams! Who needs a boring job when you can have a virtual one that pays in shiny virtual diamonds? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft!
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera plotline. From custody battles to prison stints, our players have seen it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you need to take a break from the chaos and hang out with your virtual dogs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of dealing with a mom who’s always one step away from calling it quits, while also building epic structures and battling mobs? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, just like real life (but with creepers instead of crackheads). So come on, join us and let the drama unfold!
Watch as he defends his girlfriend against his best friend, who suddenly turns into a judgmental mean girl out of nowhere. Will he choose love over friendship? Will the girlfriend’s past come back to haunt them? Find out on our server, where every block you break comes with a side of juicy gossip!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, llama races every Sunday, and a hidden village where players can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a rare pink sheep wandering around waiting to be tamed as a pet.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be able to log off once you dive into this drama-packed world.