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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7469 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 9683 | Emeralds Found: | 1936 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Yo yo yo, listen up all you gamers out there! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, it’s basically on fire? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!
Picture this: you log on and instantly you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. But watch out, because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal them for their nefarious chicken army!
But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty llama sidekick, Larry, to help you on your epic journey. Together, you’ll battle giant spiders, build the most epic bases, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!
