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NieceHealth911 Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, aunt, Communication, compassion, Conflict, emergency room, family, FRACTURE, health complaints, insensitive, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, Niece, NieceHealth911, parenting, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and excitement!

Picture this: You, a proud aunt, babysitting two amazing kids, Chloe and Harry. But wait, there’s a twist! Their parents are a power couple – a general surgeon and a workaholic with no work-life balance.

One day at the park, Chloe falls and breaks her arm. Cue the chaos! Rushing to the hospital where the surgeon parent works, you witness the most epic display of medical expertise and emotional detachment.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of family dynamics like never before! Will you be the compassionate aunt or the fiery voice of reason? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways.

Pup-Free Cafe

Arrival, Asshole, Brewery, cafe, Dinner, dog-friendly, Dogs, drinks, Expectations, Friends, group dynamics, indoors, INFORMATION, outdoors, patio, Preference, PupFree, RESERVATION, Restaurant, SPLIT, Table, Wife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

We promise no surprise dogs will show up at your virtual dinner table, unless you want them to! Our server is dog-friendly, cat-friendly, and even creeper-friendly (just watch out for explosions)!

Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where the only reservations you need to worry about are reserving your spot in our epic build battles! No need to worry about switching things up last minute – on our server, the only thing that’s set in stone is the blocks you’re mining!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends bringing dogs to dinner when you can have friends bringing diamonds to your virtual castle? See you there!

Democraft Server: Save Democracy!

campaign finance reform, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democracy preservation, Democraft, democratic process, democratic values, election integrity, government accountability, grassroots movements, political activism, political corruption, political participation, political reform, political responsibility, Save, save democracy, Server, social justice, voter education, voting rights

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	52
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Emeralds Found:	4189	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	7437

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re on a mission to save democracy! Join us as we battle evil mobs who are trying to overthrow the government of Minecraftia.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests where you have to gather votes from villagers to become the mayor of the server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even run for president and lead the entire server to victory!

So come on down and join us in the fight for democracy – because on our server, the only thing we’re overthrowing is boring gameplay!

Stuck in My Head

10. words that linger, 11. lasting impressions, 12. words to live by, 13. impactful words, 14. words of wisdom, 15. memorable conversations, 16. enduring advice, 17. words that stick, 18. quotes to remember, 19. words that resonate, 2. lasting words, 20. lasting memories, 3. impactful phrases, 4. words to remember, 5. unforgettable sayings, 6. enduring statements, 7. words that resonate, 8. profound remarks, 9. unforgettable quotes, memorable quotes, Stuck

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	105
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing that sticks with you is the sound of your own boredom? Well, fear not my blocky friends, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll never forget the time you were chased by a pack of deranged chickens armed with diamond swords. Or the epic battle you had with a giant zombie wearing a tutu and singing show tunes. And let’s not even get started on the time you accidentally built a roller coaster that launched you straight into the mouth of a giant lava monster.

So if you want to experience the craziest, most unforgettable moments in Minecraft history, then come join us on our server. Who knows what absurd adventures await you? Just remember, once you join, you’ll never be able to look at a regular Minecraft server the same way again.

WombTwinSurvivorCraft

gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Identity, identity development, Individuality, intersectionality, LGBTQ, mental health, non-binary, personal growth, Psychology, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Trauma, twin loss, Twins, womb twin survivor, WombTwinSurvivorCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND PENGUINS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! IF YOU JOIN, YOU MIGHT UNLOCK THE SECRET LEVEL WHERE YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL CREEPERS!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER CAN CURE YOUR FEAR OF PICKLES AND MAKE YOU A MASTER AT JUGGLING CHICKENS? TRUE STORY, BRO. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET SOCIETY OF SQUIRRELS WHO WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THE CHA-CHA LIKE A PRO.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER NOW AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE! YOLO, AMIRITE?

MHCORE Minecraft Server

Achievements, administration, Community, Customization, Economy, Events, Exploration, free, Friends, Large Online, memorieshardcore, MHCore, Minecraft, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Wipes, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, texture pack, update, Vanilla, Whitelist, wipe, Without Launcher, world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

MemoriesHardCore is a private, free, vanilla Minecraft server, server on version 1.19.3. We do not have privates and anything that greatly changes the vanilla gameplay. Everyone can play on the server without any payments. To get on the whitelist you need to apply in the VK group or discord server. The size of the world is 10 million blocks in all directions. We offer survival with minor plugins, where you can find friends, explore the new unknown world of Minecraft.

Added 1000 achievements, Emotecraft, now your friend can dance to the guitar, because the server has its own texture pack with renames. The pack is constantly updated and new character customizations, interiors by seasons, etc. are added. 02/13/23 – a year has passed since the server opened, there has been no wipe so far, and you can see what people have built in a year of existence and on the same day a global update was announced.

06/22/23 The server has switched to a new version and a wipe has taken place. Hurry up to upload!

In general, if we have interested you, come in and play.

Waiting for you on the server, administration, MHCore.

And remember Minecraft only with MHCore!

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McEcon SMP

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Active Admins, Appropriate behavior, Auctionhouse, Auctions, Clan, Community, Cracked clients allowed, cross platform server, Discord, Economy, friendly community, Grief Prevention, Griefprevention, Griefprotection, Guilds, Landclaim, McEcon SMP, MCMMO, Moderated experience, no cheating, No Griefing, No player traps, Pets, Playershop, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, Residence, respectful players, Shops, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Come join today, build a shop, earn money for killing mobs and become the wealthiest on McEcon!**Java IP**: mcecon.sickgaming.netor**Bedrock IP**: mcecon.sickgaming.net:19132

Benefits:✔️ Friendly, welcoming community. 🙏✔️ We offer a moderated, no grief experience for all players and ages! 📚✔️ Bedrock and Java cross platform server.✔️ 1.8.x to 1.21 Java Compatible✔️ Active admins 👥- PVE / PVP Nether🎆✔️ Residence / LandClaim 🏛️✔️ Player Shop (Economy) 💸 💰✔️ McMMO 🌎✔️ Pets 🐶🐱✔️ Auctions 👀🗣✔️ Cracked clients allowed➕ More! 🌈

We look forward to seeing you on the server!

Discord:discord.gg/eQj8wyY

Rules1. No griefing2. No cheating3. No macros/automated scripts4. Be respectful to other players5. Keep the server appropriate6. No player traps

**Java IP**: mcecon.sickgaming.netor**Bedrock IP**: mcecon.sickgaming.net:19132

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mcecon.sickgaming.net

Sanctuary: Where Villagers Unionize and Creepers Attend Therapy Sessions

alliances, ATTEND, Civilizations, class system, Community, Conquest, construction abilities, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Hero, Immersive, legendary weaponry, Lore, Magic, Mature, motivation, Other, PvP, Sanctuary, Sessions, Spy, storytelling, strategic gameplay, Therapy, Unionize, villagers, WARFARE, warrior

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	232342	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Sanctuary SMP Minecraft Server

Sanctuary SMP invites you to a Minecraft experience where creativity thrives and every player shapes a vibrant world of adventure and community. Our server is more than just a game—it’s a canvas for building civilizations, forging alliances, and crafting epic tales of diplomacy and warfare. Dive into a rich lore system that deepens your character’s story and motivations, whether you’re a heroic warrior defending your nation or a cunning spy unraveling enemy plans. With strategic PvP battles and a diverse class system, including magic, legendary weaponry, and masterful construction abilities, Sanctuary SMP offers endless opportunities for strategic gameplay and collaborative storytelling. Join us to explore, create, and leave your mark on a server where every player’s journey is a chapter in an evolving saga of conquest and camaraderie.

Discord – https://discord.gg/5Fa7g5YXBK Forge 1.20.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
What Minecraft version does Sanctuary SMP use?	Forge 1.20.1
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server at the provided link and follow the instructions for joining.
Are there specific rules for gameplay on Sanctuary SMP?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, there are strategic PvP battles available for players to engage in.
What kinds of classes and abilities are available for players?	Players can choose from a variety of classes, including magic users, warriors, and builders, each with unique abilities and skills.

BlockyBooty Minecraft Server

BlockyBooty, Minecraft, never had it, obsessed with sex, Server, sexual appetite, sexual attraction, sexual cravings, sexual curiosity, sexual desire, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual fantasies, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual longing, sexual needs, sexual obsession, sexual satisfaction, sexual tension, sexual urges, sexual yearning, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Animals Bred:	199
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Votes:	6712	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is full of players who are obsessed with sex but have never actually had it!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build phallic-shaped towers, create pixelated adult entertainment districts, and engage in hilarious role-playing scenarios that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our community is like no other, with players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the absurdity begin!

CraftyCuntz Minecraft Server

052d89bf99ad298a133c8a77ce3afbcea916c9de349222ddab932242f26ef26f35, Bitches, clapper, CraftyCuntz, cunts, long tail tags, Minecraft, nip slip, screen record, Server, session thread, Show off, tags, Thread, tik tok

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (literally, we’ve had accidents).

We’ve got a special feature where we screen record all the action, so you can relive those epic moments over and over again. Plus, you never know when you might catch a wild nip slip or two – it’s like a bonus prize for playing on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, you’re gonna need them!