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The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	7931

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, city, Dedication, determination, dreams, Dub, dubs, goals, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, positivity, self improvement, Server, success, triumph, Victory, WINNERS, winning

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4677	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Alien Abductions:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	115	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, PixelPals, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, cc, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools, Golem, Golem Alts, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., LB W2 P10, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Resources, smp, Sneaky Hollow Femlala Friday tea party, The Crow, Wolf’s Pier, XIV, xivg

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Emeralds Found:	471
Buildings Constructed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	680	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

Community, family, free, Grief Protection, Lag-free, Plugins, RP commands, Server, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla family, vanilla features, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server, vanilla world, voice chat

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

Features of the project:

• Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

• Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

• Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

• RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

• Frequent updates and communication with the community

• No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

• Protection against griefing

• Modern plugins and professionally configured server

At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

play.nightplaza.org

Funky Minecraft Server

APPEAL, clunky, dislike, Funky, Gaming, graphics, hate, Kids, micro transactions, microtransactions, Minecraft, Outdated, outdated graphics, pay to win, released in 2005, Server, Terrible, video games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

coding, coding challenges, coding community, coding support, computer science, Daily, daily thread, debugging, dpt, Minecraft, Pain, programming, programming advice, programming discussion, programming feedback, programming help, Programming Languages, programming questions, programming resources, programming tips, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, Thread

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1198	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	253
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

September 2025 Minecraft Server

apocalyptic visions, cars parked sideways, Confused, confusion, Decline, disorientation, future events, good luck, grocery store, intervals, Lost, Minecraft, Panic, POL, Preparation, screaming, September, SEPTEMBER 2025, Server, societal breakdown, Survival mindset, uncertainty, unexpected occurrences

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Towns Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cosmetic dentistry, cosmetic procedures, dating preferences, dental aesthetics, dental care, dental hygiene, facial features, first impressions, individual preferences, McSharp, Minecraft, oral health, Personal preferences, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical characteristics, sharp teeth, smp, Toothy, turn off, Unique Features, unique traits

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Towns Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.