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Cunt Ads Realm 1.20

Ads, burekas, Cunt, food ads, food freak out, Food Safety, Jewish cuisine, kosher certification, kosher cooking, kosher diet, kosher eating, Kosher food, kosher guidelines, kosher ingredients, kosher market, kosher meals, kosher preparation, kosher snacks, kosher standards, kosher store, rabbi approved, Realm, sausage and cheese

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo bro, imagine this Minecraft server is like that dude freaking out over burekas with sausage and cheese! But don’t worry, our server is certified kosher by the best rabbi in town! Join us for a wild ride of legit gaming and crazy adventures! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun or something. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

High Res Flac Minecraft SMP Video Enjoying Player

audio player, Digital Media, Enjoy, enjoying, Entertainment, Favorite, FLAC, flac files, HIGH, high quality, high res flac, image board, Minecraft, music enjoyment, music player, Namida, Online Community, PIXEL, player, res, shitpost, shitposting, smp, Technology, Video, video enjoying, video player, wait time

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	6973	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Votes:	1713	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Crops Grown:	3472	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of listening to low-quality music while playing Minecraft on other servers? Are you sick of waiting forever just to post a meme on some boring image board? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we only use the highest quality music players for all your FLAC needs. Plus, you can post all the shitposts you want without any ridiculous wait times. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the ultimate in high-res music and meme posting madness!

PizzaCrafters

cheesy goodness, comfort food, deep dish, Favorite Food, favorite pizza, Italian Cuisine, margherita, meat lovers, mushrooms, olives, Pepperoni, Pineapple, PizzaCrafters, SAUSAGE, SUPREME, thick crust, thin crust, toppings, type of pizza, Vegetarian, wood fired

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	93	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Do you like your pizza with a side of epic Minecraft adventures? Then you gotta join our server! We’ve got so many crazy toppings to choose from, like exploding creepers and diamond-studded pepperoni. Plus, our pizza delivery guy is a zombie pigman who always gets your order right…even if he has to chase you down in the Nether to do it! So come on over and join us for a slice of the action – just watch out for the lava sauce!

OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!

Advanced technology, aerospace, Cutting Edge, CuttingEdge, Defense, defense industry, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Missile debris, missile defense, missile development, missile systems, missile technology, OreShenanigans, Oreshnik, russia, russian military, Russian technology, Technology, weapons technology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got more explosions than russia’s oreshnik missile debris, that’s for sure! our server is so not cutting-edge, it’s like a blast from the past, but in a good way.

we’ve got crazy stories like how our admin accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop, and now they have to fight off zombie chickens every night. it’s cluckin’ insane!

join us for some wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun. who needs cutting-edge technology when you’ve got explosive entertainment like this? come join the chaos today!

Noob Graduates Never Learn

application, career, Certainty, Claim, doubt, education, employment, Experience, Future, graduates, Graduation, job market, learn, learning, Never, noob, people, practical, right, Skills, specific knowledge, success, Use

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Villages Defended:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

so, like, u know how u go to school and learn all this stuff that u think u’ll never use again? well, guess what? on our server, u can actually use all that random knowledge u thought was useless! like, u can build a working rocket ship using physics equations u learned in high school. or u can create a potion using chemistry formulas. it’s like school, but actually fun and not boring! come join us and show off all that useless knowledge u thought u’d never use again! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

melio

apply, community-driven initiatives, Custom World Generation, Discord, Drama-free, INCLUSIVE, Join, Mature, Melio, meliorism, minimal impact, No Grief, Respect, rules, safe haven, smp, TerraformGenerator, trust-based, Vanilla Gameplay, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

MelioSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Gameplay Features	Near-vanilla, No landclaims, No warps/teleports, No money plugins
Key Principles	Trust-based, No griefing, No stealing, No cheating
Community Focus	Mature, Drama-free, Inclusive
World Generation	Custom world generation with TerraformGenerator plugin

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Visit our website at www.meliosmp.com to learn more and apply on our Discord at discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: The main rules are no griefing, no stealing, and no cheating. We rely on trust and mutual respect among players.

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?

A: We prefer players to stick to vanilla gameplay or use very minimal impact mods. Any major mods should be approved by the server admins.

Q: Is there a community aspect to the server?

A: Yes, we encourage community-driven initiatives and believe in the improvement of the world through our interactions.

Shondo’s Realm of Friendship 1.21.1

1.21.1, Associates, chaste, Friends, friendship, Mature, mentally stable, motherly, pippa, re-debut, Realm, reasonable, shondo, Shondos

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Animals Bred:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7340
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can be friends with Shondo and associates with Pippa! Why join? Because who needs mental stability, reasonableness, chastity, motherliness, or maturity when you can have a wild and crazy time building and exploring in our server! Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Shondo and Pippa will get up to next – it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious and unpredictable ride! So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of chaos we can create together!

Lefties Ban Humanity Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned, Censorship, Civilization, CONSERVATIVE, control, debate, Democracy, freedom, Future, Government, Humanity, Ideology, lefties, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, Political, progressive, RIGHTS, smp, society, speculation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of being oppressed by the lefties and their crazy rules? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have created a utopia free from all political correctness! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been banned from other servers for speaking their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution?

So come join us and experience a world where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only thing banned is being boring!

PeacefulCraft SMP

acceptance, Closure, Contentment, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, Peace, PeacefulCraft, personal development, Release, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Serenity, smp, Surrender

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously dude, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground base filled with cookies (no joke, bro).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢

CraftyCurrency

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, cost effective, cost-efficient, CraftyCurrency, cut-rate, Discounted, economical, frugal, good deal, inexpensive, inexpensive goods, low cost, pocket-friendly, reasonable, reasonably priced, thrifty, value for money, wallet-friendly

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg for things that should be cheap? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is hilariously cheap! We’re talking diamond armor for the price of a potato, enchanted weapons for the cost of a stick, and even rare items for the price of a single block of dirt!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato Palace” where players can trade their excess potatoes for valuable in-game currency. Rumor has it that the Potato King himself resides in the palace, handing out riches to those who bring him the most spuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of cheap prices and potato-based economies! Trust us, you won’t regret it.