th13 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

He Cucked Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, controversy, cuck, cucked, current events, debate, discrimination, election, Inevitable, jew, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, prejudice, Richard Hannia, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, trump, Trump bucks, Voting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1249	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

Minecart, Minecraft, secret, smp, society

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

Community, Comrade, FREE LABOR, Fun, Gaming, gatherings, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peaceful, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/400	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Votes:	2545
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

serverdlyaflexarem.minekeep.gg

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, Faust, general, General guide, google play, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crops Grown:	2556	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu in epic battles that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!

Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

body hair acceptance, body positivity, breaking beauty standards, embracing hair, eve edition, feminist movement, hairy, hairy armpits, hairy legs, hairy women, hairy women community, hairy women empowerment, hairy women love, hairy women movement, hairy women pride, hairy women support, hairy women thread, Long hair, Minecraft, natural beauty., self love, smp, Thread, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta males, Chad, Chads, chadwomen, Confidence, cope, cry, empowerment, Epic, feminism, free will, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Individuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, rooting for chad, Self-expression, Server, societal norms, toxic masculinity, traditional conservative values, ugly women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/200	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Void Armor Forged:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, catholic church, catholic faith, Catholic tradition, catholicism, Christianity, Church, doctrine, FAITH, Minecraft, papacy, papal infallibility, pontiff, pope, pope in my country, pope’s authority, Popeular, Religion, religious beliefs, religious leader, smp, spiritual leader, Vatican

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/900	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

Euphonium City Minecraft Server

Anime, Band, beautiful art, brass band, Character development, city, Drama, emotional, ensemble cast, euphonium, harem, Hibike Euphonium, high school, japanese animation, kyoani, Minecraft, Music, official art, relationships, romance, school life, Server, Shuuichi, slice of life

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of Shuuichi’s legendary harem! That’s right, Shuuichi is the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of loyal followers who will do anything for him. Want to be one of them? Join our server now and prove your loyalty to Shuuichi by building him a palace made entirely out of diamonds! But beware, Shuuichi is a demanding leader and will not hesitate to banish you to the Nether if you don’t meet his standards. So come join the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server out there and become a member of Shuuichi’s harem today!

Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?

criticism, dying hobby, effort in streams, frequency of streams, hard-working vtubers, hobby criticism, hololive, idol culture, idol culture downfall, lack of creativity, lack of effort, lack of originality, lazy vtubers, Minecraft, moral code, personality types, Popularity, Shit, smp, vtuber community, VTuber personalities, Vtubers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/800	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	519
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Void Gems Collected:	32
Enchantments Applied:	193	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP server where all the VTubers have come together to create chaos and mayhem! We have VTubers from all over the world, each with their own unique quirks and personalities (except for a select few who are just clones of each other).

Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Assistance, Community, discussion, forum, Help, internet, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 926438174, ONLINE, post, query, question.., Reply, response, Server, Support, Thread, unknown, User

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crops Grown:	9957
Votes:	9254	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).