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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6836 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1266 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.