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CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ores Mined:	3323
Love Letters Sent:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8099
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Alien Abductions:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Animals Bred:	105	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	193	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	955498

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7284
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	662429
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!