FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

nutrition, weight loss, mansplaining, fitness industry, Credentials

Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

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CraftyRedFlags

CraftyRedFlags, lack of respect, Insecurity, Jealousy, unresolved conflicts

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server where you can find your perfect blocky soulmate! Instant red flags in any relationship include not sharing your enchanted golden apples and hogging all the obsidian for yourself. On our server, you’ll never have to worry about those issues because we believe in sharing the loot and building a strong, diamond-filled bond with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s craft a love story together!

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CraftingChaos: US Troop Drama

Drama, troop, iraq, International, Military

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own army and conquer other players’ lands just like iraq postponing plans for us troop withdrawal cuz they wanna keep flexing their muscles in the region. join us for epic battles and political drama, u never know what crazy alliances will form or who will betray u next. come for the minecraft, stay for the chaos.

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Murk Madness: The Quest for Noobs! Fight Elite Mobs, PvP, Factions, & More – No Pay 2 Win!

MONEY, Raiding, Noobs, Moderators, Elite

MurkPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.murkpvp.com
BEDROCK IP	play.murkpvp.com
BEDROCK PORT	19132

Overview: MurkPvP is an MMO-inspired factions PvP server with custom dungeons, bosses, and a variety of end game gear for progression. The server has a friendly player base, old school factions feel, player-based auctions and economy, and proximity voice chat for communication.

Features:

Custom MMO gear with unique models
MCMMO skill system
Custom dungeons and bosses
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
Proximity voice chat

Starting Gear: All players start with an iron kit and a custom item, teleport within the survival world, and start playing.

Rules: Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. No pay-to-win elements, and a focus on a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Copy the server IP play.murkpvp.com to your Minecraft client and start playing.
Are there pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. All players have an equal opportunity to progress and enjoy the game.
Is there a ranking system on the server?	Players can obtain ranks based on their MCMMO score, but all ranks have the same commands and no rank has more power than the other.
How can I become a moderator or admin on the server?	Contact the server owner on Discord at https://discord.gg/AJHGS2pv to inquire about moderator or admin positions.

TrollCraft Minecraft Server

video game pranks, Gaming Community, gaming culture, trolling memories, trolling experiences

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate troll master! We have secret traps, hidden pranks, and even a TNT launcher that shoots players into the sky! One time, a player thought they found diamonds, but it was actually just a block of sponge painted to look like ore – classic troll move! Join us and unleash your inner prankster in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you can have a good laugh instead?

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SignsOfLifeSMP

Urgency, yearning, cry for attention, longing for interaction, manifestation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further, because on our server, we demand signs of life! That’s right, if you don’t show us that you’re a living, breathing player, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We have epic quests that will take you to the ends of the earth (literally, we have a world border set at 1,000,000 blocks). Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell items with other players. Need a stack of obsidian? Just trade in your rarest item and it’s yours. Want to build a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Well, you better start grinding because those don’t come cheap.

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and our strict rules about signs of life). Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

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PickyCraft – No Husband Food!

calamari, raw tomatoes, main dish preferences, food preferences frustration, Pineapple

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your food preferences better than your own husband? Look no further! Our server knows that you can’t stand spicy, sweet and sour, or acidic foods – just like us! We promise no sweet and sour chicken surprises here, only delicious pineapple and oranges when they’re sweet. Plus, we won’t get mad if you don’t eat the food we bring you – unless it’s in Minecraft, then we might have to throw you out of the server. Join us for a taste of virtual culinary delight and leave the spicy drama behind!

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OrganicIndigestionCraft

consequences, cravings, satisfaction, health, discomfort

Are you tired of your organs betraying you every time you indulge in your favorite foods? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your organs will never judge you for your love of spicy tacos, greasy pizza, or sugary treats! Join us and feast to your heart’s content without fear of repercussions from your internal organs. Who needs a healthy digestive system anyway when you can have unlimited virtual feasts in Minecraft? Join now and let the foodie in you run wild!

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CraftyCommiesMC

criminal activity, Russian-American, national security, Government, suspicious activity

So, like, this server is so lit, even the FBI is raiding it! But don’t worry, it’s just cuz our main man Dmitri Simes is so good at Minecraft, they thought he was hacking or something. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and dodging government agents. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we stash all the diamonds we mine. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

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NYAT Towny Server: Where Cats Rule and Griefers Drool

gameplay, Politics, Engaging, Map, Cats

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	73.121.199.150
Description	Join my new Town server, where resources are scarce, making mining challenging and rewarding. The map is designed for close-knit gameplay with plans to expand. Focus on balanced experience and community growth.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there teleporting on the server?	No, players must travel traditionally to the spawn region to sell their gold and pay for land claims.
What is the focus of the server?	The focus is on creating a balanced and engaging experience, with plans to evolve based on community feedback.
Is PVP encouraged on the server?	Town politics is a goal for the server but PVP is not discouraged. Players can hunt others for gold or set up shops for travelers.

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MurkPvP Minecraft Server Overview

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