tft fast 9 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CancerousCraft Minecraft Server

bad font, cancerous font, CancerousCraft, design, Font, font analysis, font choice, font criticism, font critique, font design, font disaster, font error, font feedback, font mistake, font opinion, font review, font selection, Graphic design, Minecraft, Server, typography, typography fail

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	New Chunks Explored:	261269
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to cure your boredom with a dose of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 seconds flat. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP: 65 IQ Prodigy

ableism, age discrepancy, brain development, cognitive abilities, cognitive differences, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, derogatory language, developmental delay, discrimination, intellectual disability, intellectual functioning, intelligence, IQ score, low iq, maturity level, mental age, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Prodigy, smp, societal attitudes, stigma

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Void Armor Forged:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	2795

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with boring old players? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only requirement is to have an IQ level of 65 or lower! That’s right, we’re looking for players with the brain power of a 12 year old to join our crazy adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a 30 year old man who is convinced he’s actually a unicorn in disguise. He’s always coming up with wild theories about the Minecraft universe and loves to roleplay as a talking potato. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks? Oh, and let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where players have to find the golden carrot of destiny.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner 12 year old with a brain of 65. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise!

VeganVillainRuinsTradition

cherished tradition, close-knit family, compromise, family bonding, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, generational recipes, traditional feast, vegan, vegan dishes, VeganVillainRuinsTradition

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9014
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no vegan feasts will ever be forced upon you! Our family-friendly community is all about tradition, but not the kind that involves arguing over dietary preferences.

We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a welcoming community that will make you feel right at home. Say goodbye to family reunions filled with tofu and kale, and hello to a Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the best diamond armor. Join us now and leave the vegan drama behind!

TasteHypeCraft

bland, Culinary, fad, flavorless, Food, food culture, Food Industry, food influencers, food marketing, food trends, foodie, Gastronomy, hype, Instagrammable, overhyped, Overrated, Popular, social media, Taste, TasteHypeCraft, trendy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1564	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old food that just sits there in your inventory, doing nothing but filling up your hunger bar? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got food that’s so hype, it’ll make you do a happy dance in real life! Imagine chomping down on a pixelated burger that not only fills up your hunger bar but also gives you super speed for 10 minutes! Or how about a slice of pizza that makes you invincible to creepers for a whole hour? Trust us, once you taste our epic food, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft meals again. Join our server now and get ready to feast like never before!

tupysurv Minecraft server

distribution, Faster, Minecraft, Server, tupysurv

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

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IndieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

chinese vtubers, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, Japanese VTubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Twitch viewers, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ores Mined:	1730	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, looking for some entertainment? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the VIPs out there! We’re talking about indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers, because who has time for those peasants with only 2 views?

Join us and share your favorite 499-view oshi, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. And hey, even if you’re a corpo, as long as you don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, you’re welcome here!

Check out our /lig/ Numbers page for all the juicy stats, or dive into our Twitch Clips Guide for some top-tier content. And don’t forget to explore our VOD Archive for all those hidden gems.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs, a Tiermaker to rank your favorites, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to never miss a celebration.

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Ducks, OC material, and endless entertainment await you. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon next!

MmmCraft SMP: I Wish I Could Mmm All of Us

Altruism, compassion, dreams, Empathy, Environmental awareness, global connection, Hope, Humanity, inner peace, interconnectedness, introspection, mindfulness, mmm, MmmCraft, personal growth, Positive Change, self improvement, self reflection, smp, social responsibility, societal issues, Unity, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ores Mined:	6727
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their precious loot. The players had to battle these feathered fiends in an epic showdown that ended with chicken nuggets for everyone!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a giant pink sheep that roams the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

BLOCK, coping strategies, Crafting, depression, Exercise, Happiness, healthy habits, journaling, medication, medication management, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, recovery journey, self help books, self-care, Social Connections, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no luck? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give you hugs instead of explosions, and the pigs ride on saddled chickens!

Our server is so magical that even Endermen have started breakdancing instead of stealing blocks. And if you ever feel down, just hop on our server and watch as the sun rises in the shape of a smiley face, guaranteed to lift your spirits. So come join us and let our wacky world of wonder bring a smile to your face and help you mine away your worries!

ConesAndCreeperz

Chocolate, Cone, ConesAndCreeperz, dairy, DELICIOUS, dessert, Edible, frozen dessert, ice cream, ice cream cones, indulgence, portion control, snack, sprinkles, sugar cone, Summer treat, sweet treat, Tasty, Treat, Vanilla, waffle cone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2504
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where ice cream cones are the key to survival! no, seriously, you gotta eat ice cream cones to stay alive in this crazy world. but don’t worry, we have all the flavors you could ever imagine, from bacon and eggs to pickle juice swirl.

our server is run by a group of deranged penguins who are obsessed with ice cream and will stop at nothing to make sure you have a cone in hand at all times. they may be cute, but they are ruthless when it comes to dessert.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary ice cream mountain, where the cones are made of pure gold and the sprinkles are actually diamonds. but be warned, the mountain is guarded by a giant ice cream monster who will do anything to protect his precious treats.

so come on over and join the madness, where ice cream cones are edible portion control and the only way to survive in this wacky world. trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Tangles

Adventure, alchemist, Allies, artificer, Bracelets, Cook, coop, Discord, Dungeons, Factions, Fishing, Loot, Lore, Minecraft, Minibosses, Puzzles, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Server, specialization, WATCHMAKER

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

The Tangles (tangles.mcserver.us) is a newly released Minecraft server hand-crafted from the ground up by an experienced RPG gamer looking to bring a totally unique and engaging approach to the Minecraft RPG formula. Battle through dungeons with your allies for unique rewards, explore the shattered world of the Tangles in the cataclysmic aftermath of a rogue god’s meddling, and navigate the twisted political realities of the strange and varied factions you will encounter, all with one overarching goal: becoming as strong as you can be.

The Tangles Minecraft Server

Outfit yourself and your allies with the best bracelets in the game as a Watchmaker, brew exotic and mundane concoctions for any situation as an Alchemist, create facsimiles of life and servitude as an Artificer, trace ancient symbols onto paper for magical and unexpected effects as a Scribe, or simply keep everyone fed as efficiently (and tastily) as possible as a Cook! Or, you know, just fish all the time and call it a day.

The Tangles Minecraft Server

Exploration can reveal things such as new quests, jumping puzzles, minibosses to battle (and later rechallenge for unique loot!), riddles, and hidden archery targets, all of which give unique and massively-empowering consumables or equipment to make your adventures in the Tangles more and more the way you want them to be.

Now released, you can join the Discord for the server (https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q) in order to keep up with development, make suggestions, ask questions, and join in the release of this exciting new server! All the passion of a solo developer with many unique systems to explore on top of it. I take a lot of pride in how much effort has gone into the content that’s here, from 90% of the NPCs being fully animated with new idle animations, to significant amounts of engaging NPC conversations with branching paths.

In-game preview images attached to this post. Many more preview images are available on the Discord server.

Discord: https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q

TL;DR Tangles is a newly-released RPG with tons of custom stuff, custom crafting, exploration, evil gods, get overpowered, have fun, solo project, come give your thoughts!

tangles.mcserver.us