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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 9309
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6681
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

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    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 6217
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Buildings Constructed: 32
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 4069
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 721640 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 598 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 4459
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 459
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 9813
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 5625
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 Ores Mined: 4427
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Towns Built: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 9698
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 7280
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

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    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 3342
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

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    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 3397
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

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    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

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