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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 594 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)