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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2379 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 442 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!
And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!