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PhilippinePayouts

bilateral relations, China, compensation, Damage, diplomatic tensions, disputed sea, economic impact, foreign policy, Hostilities, international relations, legal dispute, maritime conflict, military confrontation, payment, PhilippinePayouts, Philippines, regional security, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial dispute

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz it’s crazier than Philippines demanding China to pay for damage after some sea drama. like, we got more drama than a reality TV show, fam. u wanna build epic bases and battle it out with other players? we gotchu covered. plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a family reunion every day. come thru and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust.

MoviePhoneGoodbye

cinematic tropes, Communication, dialogue, Entertainment, Etiquette, Film Characters, film cliches, film dialogue, film industry, Hollywood, Manners, movie moments, movie scenes, MoviePhoneGoodbye, movies, on-screen interactions, phone calls, phone etiquette, screenwriting, scriptwriting, social cues

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Magic Items Found:	2915
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own movie set and recreate iconic scenes from ur fav films! ever wanted to be in a rom-com where u never say goodbye when hanging up the phone? now u can! our server is so lit, u might even get a call from hollywood producers wanting to cast u in their next blockbuster! so join now and let’s make some movie magic together!

PecBlockerCraft: Stop Prostate Cancer!

anti-Pec monoclonal antibody, Cancer, cancer progression, clinical benefit, Ec peptide, IGF-1Ec isoform, Metastases, PecBlockerCraft, proliferation, Prostate, prostate cancer, STOP, tumor repair

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ores Mined:	8019	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated world of craziness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! And get this, we have a secret hidden level where you can fight off evil Pec monsters with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ec peptide, which can give your Minecraft character superhuman strength and agility! Imagine being able to jump 100 blocks in a single bound or mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The adventure of a lifetime awaits you!

Welcome to EmpireCraft: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is the ice cream at our 18+ White-listed ice cream social!

+18, administrators, bedrock, Casual, Community, Connections, cream, creativity, discord server, EmpireCraft, flexibility, global players., hands off, Ice, java, Moderators, new generation, No Resets, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Social, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

EmpireCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft (Java and Bedrock support)
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Creativity and Building Connections
Age Requirement	Primarily 18+ with some exceptions

Server Rules

Respect your fellow players. No bullying, bigotry, hate speech, or derogatory language of any kind.
No griefing, stealing, or mean-spirited trolling.
No cheating, hacking, use of x-ray, or similar actions.

Join Our Discord Server

If you’re interested in applying or just want to chat, please join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/AtxJ6JNGTb

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?	EmpireCraft is primarily an 18+ community, with some exceptions.
Are there any planned resets for the server?	There are currently no planned resets on the horizon, and any decision on resets will be made as a group.
What type of gameplay altering plugins are used on the server?	EmpireCraft uses a handful of plugins, but they do not truly alter vanilla gameplay.
How can I apply to join the server?	Please join our Discord server and chat with us to express your interest in joining.

Epstein’s Escape Minecraft Server

Blackmail, Conspiracy, controversial, Corruption, cover up, criminal activity, dark secrets, Epsteins, Escape, Evidence, investigation, jeffrey epstein, Justice, Minecraft, murder, Pedophiles, powerful individuals, scandal, Server, speculation, suspicious, unanswered questions, unsolved mystery, wealthy elite

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Crops Grown:	7972	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a celebrity cheating scandal? Look no further than our server! Join us because we have secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, a hidden village of llamas who can speak Latin, and a conspiracy theory that Steve from Minecraft was actually killed because he was gonna expose pedophiles in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there!

TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, debian 12 bookworm, Dell Optiplex, herman miller aeron, irc, logitech office keyboard, Mate, minesweeper clones, nature wallpaper, pirated Microsoft Office 2010, Precision, self-hosted email, solid color wallpaper, solitaire clones, tetris clones, Time, TruthnukeCraft, unicomp model m, Windows 7 virtual machine

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

LaundryCraft: Boyfriend Edition

adulting, Boundaries, Boyfriend, chore chart, Chores, cleanliness standards, Communication, compromise, Edition, equal distribution, Expectations, Gender Roles, Household Management, household tasks, Laundry, laundry habits, LaundryCraft, modern relationships, moving in together, personal space, relationship dynamics, separate laundry, shared responsibilities

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Buildings Constructed:	46	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of cleanliness and chore distribution! Join us for a wild ride of organizing virtual spaces and creating chore charts for your pixelated household.

Are you tired of being someone’s Minecraft mommy, constantly cleaning up after them while they leave their virtual clothes lying around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict chore chart system to ensure that everyone pulls their weight in the digital world.

Join us and experience the thrill of sitting down with your Minecraft partner to discuss your demands for a clean virtual space. Create your own chore chart and assign specific tasks to each player, just like in real life!

And the best part? No more joint laundry! That’s right, each player gets their own virtual laundry basket and closet space. Say goodbye to folding your partner’s virtual boxers, because on our server, we believe in independence when it comes to digital laundry.

So come on in and join our Minecraft server, where keeping your virtual space clean is serious business. And remember, if you think doing the laundry is a “woman’s job,” it’s 2024 – there’s something wrong with you!

MineLaid – Minecraft Server

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, desperate measures, EXTREME, getting laid, hooking up, Minecraft, MineLaid, one night stand, Outrageous, outrageous behavior, relationships, Risky, scandalous, seduction, Server, Unconventional, unconventional methods, unconventional tactics, Wild

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly let loose and have a wild time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs!

Join us if you want to experience the most extreme adventures in the blocky world. Our players have done some crazy things to get laid, like building a giant love heart out of diamond blocks or serenading their crush with a chorus of creepers. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can go to find romance and maybe even a little bit of hanky panky. Just be careful not to get caught by the mods!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Beer, blackout, cocktails, college, crazy antics, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, Friends, funny, hangover, Memories, night out, Party, shots, Story, TipsyCraft, wild night, wine

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Animals Bred:	151	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can drink is a potion of invisibility? Well, on our server, we have a whole bar set up where you can get wasted on virtual drinks while building your dream world!

One time, a player got so drunk on our server that they accidentally built a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit. It was a wild ride, let me tell you! But don’t worry, our staff is always there to make sure you don’t end up in a virtual hangover.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server and make some unforgettable drinking/drunk stories of your own! Just remember, always drink responsibly… in the virtual world, that is.

CraftyCoastGuard

BARBARIANS, China, coast guard, CraftyCoastGuard, Official, personnel, Philippine navy, world news

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

come join our minecraft server, where the china coast guard are actually a gang of barbarians raiding the high seas! build your own ship and defend against their ruthless attacks, or join forces with them and conquer the seven seas together! sail to exotic lands, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and become a legendary pirate on our server!