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Gooned to Ai Uehara’s Minecraft SMP Fat Juicy Booty

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	263
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we worship the one and only Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.

But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, emotional well being, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, personal journey, privacy, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, therapy notes, therapy progress, therapy session, TherapyCraft, transparency, Trust

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Forget therapy, join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore our virtual world. Who needs communication skills when you can just chat with other players through the in-game chat? Plus, our pixelated therapist is always available to listen to your problems and offer advice (Disclaimer: our therapist is actually just a villager in a lab coat).

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy notes when you have diamond swords and creepers to worry about?

GirlsNightCraft

activities, Bonding, boys night, children, Communication, exclusion, family dynamics, father daughter, father son, favoritism, Gender Roles, girls night, GirlsNightCraft, Mother Daughter, mother son, movies, parenting, quality time, relationships, sports

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to treat all players equally, just like this mom tries to with her kids (but fails miserably)!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance the love and attention between two children, just like this mom struggles to do with Layla and Jacob. Will you be the favorite child, or will you have to fight for attention like Layla?

Immerse yourself in our server where you can bond with your virtual family members over sports, movies, and more, just like this dad does with Jacob. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get excluded from activities and conversations just like Layla!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for playing favorites or trying to make up for it by spending quality time with each child individually. Just make sure not to anger any parents by prioritizing one child over the other, unless you want to face the wrath of a Minecraft version of this dad!

So come join our server and experience the drama, the love, and the chaos of trying to balance family dynamics while building your virtual world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

StrangerCraft: Wholesome Deeds

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	506
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where strangers just ignore you? Well, look no further because on our server, strangers will not only be nice to you, but they will also build you a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! That’s right, our players are so generous that they will shower you with gifts and compliments just for logging on. Join now and experience the most wholesome and heartwarming community in all of Minecraft!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Belarus, Conflict, CraftyKids, discrimination, eastern europe, education, enemies, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, international relations, Minecraft, minority rights, own people, political manipulation, Propaganda, psychological abuse, reeducating, Report, Server, social control, Ukrainian children, violations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	122

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got Belarusian teachers reeducating Ukrainian children into ‘enemies of their own people’! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for some wild adventures and questionable educational practices. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Come see for yourself and join the madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… maybe.

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Foreign Minister, global affairs, historical atrocities, human rights violations, international relations, KIDNAPPING, KidnappingCraft, Nazi crimes, Polish, political tensions, Russian, Speech, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian children, UN speech, united nations, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Buildings Constructed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than a polish foreign minister speech at the UN! we got russian kidnappings of ukrainian children, nazi crimes, and all the chaos you could ever want in a virtual world! build your own nazi bunker or save the ukrainian kids from the evil russians, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Muscle Maidens

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	112
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

Polish Threads Minecraft Server

Board, Community, country pride, cultural appreciation, cultural exchange, discussion, Diversity, forum, global perspective, International, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, Online Community, patriotism, Poland, Poles, Polish, pride in heritage, Server, sharing knowledge, Threads, Unity

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	54
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Albert Einstein World Award of Science, anti-Asian attacks, Beijing Institute of Nanoenergy and Nanosystems, China Initiative, Chinese American, Chinese-American physicist, creeper, electronics, energy science, energy science expert, Engineer, influential scientist, materials scientist, Minecraft, nanogenerators, nanogenerators pioneer, nanotechnology, nanotechnology engineer, nanotechnology specialist, physicist, slayer, smp, US government persecution, Zhong Lin Wang

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Looking for a server that’s out of this world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the one and only Zhong Lin Wang as our resident physicist and nanotechnology expert! He’s so good, he’s been awarded the Albert Einstein World Award of Science and is known as the ‘father of nanogenerators’ – how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.

Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!

Mom’s Stepkid Showdown Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional impact, family activities, family dynamics, family time, Frustration, ice cream tradition, individual needs, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, neglect, Parent-child relationship, personal space, Prioritization, Resentment, Server, showdown, step siblings, stepchildren, stepfamily issues, Stepkid

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and have some epic adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family – without any unwanted stepkids tagging along!

On our server, you can create your own ice cream birthday treat tradition with just you and your virtual mom – no surprise guests allowed! And if anyone tries to intrude on your special time, you can just walk out like a boss and leave them to figure it out.

Don’t let anyone prioritize their feelings over yours – on our server, you are the star of the show! So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun? Join now and leave the stepkids behind!