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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2962 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
