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NoSisNoHouse

Boundaries, couch surfing, Eviction, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial struggles, INDEPENDENCE, job stability, NoSisNoHouse, partying lifestyle, personal boundaries, personal space, self-sufficiency, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, spare room, stable home, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ores Mined:	1693
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

PupDefender Minecraft SMP

#boxer, akita, Belgian Malinois, Bullmastiff, cane corso, canine heroes, Doberman Pinscher, Dog Breeds, German shepherd, Great Dane, guard dogs, loyal companions, MASTIFF, Minecraft, protection dogs, PupDefender, real threat, Rhodesian Ridgeback, Rottweiler, smp, Staffordshire Terrier

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

LoveLetterCraft

Affection, ANONYMOUS, Communication, confession, Crush, emotions, feelings, Gesture, handwritten, Heartfelt, love letter, LoveLetterCraft, Memory, Mystery, Received, relationship, romance, secret admirer, Sender, Surprise, Who

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	462	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ores Mined:	2634
Magic Items Found:	1567	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	189
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Votes:	7973
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Potions Brewed:	179

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

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Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7052	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Votes:	6041	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!