Crafty Linux SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.

ResellerRaid – No Clothes Left!

clothes, Competition, Confrontation, ENTITLEMENT, fashion, Frustration, Hoarding, left, patience, personal space, RACK, ResellerRaid, resellers, retail workers, rude behavior, secondhand, shopping, shopping etiquette, shopping experience, SIZE, thrift store, thrifting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2883	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Farms Harvested:	685
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your looting skills? Look no further than our server, where you can snatch up all the best gear before anyone else even has a chance! Just like the resellers at the thrift store, you’ll need to be quick and strategic to beat out the competition.

Join now and experience the thrill of hoarding all the diamonds and rare items for yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being rude for taking what you want – it’s all fair game in this cutthroat world. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just remember to say “Excuse you” and keep on looting like a boss.

So come on over to our server and show those other players who’s boss. Just like the worker at the thrift store, we’ll have your back and make sure you get the recognition you deserve for your looting skills. Don’t be afraid to be a bit of a “bitch” – it’s all part of the game!

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

Adaptability, Adulthood, Communication, Decision making, Development, Experience, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, patience, perseverance, personal growth, problem solving, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, Server, Skills, SkillzCraft, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can learn skills that will make you feel like a pro in your 30s! Imagine being able to build a castle in minutes, tame a dragon as your pet, or even ride a unicorn into battle.

Join our server and you’ll unlock secret abilities that will make you wish you had learned them sooner. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your Minecraft game like never before!

NoMoreBlowiesMC

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, consent, emotions, feelings, Honesty, Intimacy, NoMoreBlowiesMC, open conversation, oral sex, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sexual compatibility, sexual desires, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	54390	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ores Mined:	4162	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as your boyfriend’s excuses for not wanting oral sex? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, diamond-studded adventures, and a community so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your boyfriend’s weird preferences. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even your boyfriend will be begging for more! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahHavoc, intelligence, Israel, Israeli military, Lebanon crisis, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military operation, Minecraft, operative, regional tensions, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, southern Lebanon, Target, Terrorism

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

LOL U GUYS, ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE BE LIKE ISRAEL TAKIN OUT DEM HEZBOLLAH OPERATIVES IN SOUTHERN LEBANON. U WANNA JOIN AND BE A PART OF DA ACTION? WE BE BUILDIN’ BUNKERS AND TAKIN’ DOWN TERRORISTS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN DIS CRAZY WORLD WE GOT GOIN’ ON. LET’S SHOW DEM BAD GUYS WHO’S BOSS IN DIS BLOCKY PARADISE. #BLOCKSQUAD #TERRORISTTAKEOVER #MINECRAFTHEROES

CubanShipDefenseCraft

Arctic sovereignty, Canada, Cuba, CubanShipDefenseCraft, defends, defense cooperation, deterring, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, maritime defense, military presence, naval operations, North America, russia, SECURITY, sending ship, strategic alliance, Vital

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Towns Built:	10

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even canada is sending ships to cuba to keep da russians away. yea, u heard me right, dis server is so poppin dat even world powers are gettin involved. imagine all da crazy adventures u can have, fightin off russian spies while buildin ur epic base. u gotta join dis server, man, it’s da only way to stay safe from dem sneaky russians. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DunningCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro

Behavior, BIAS, cognitive bias, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, critical thinking, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, DunningCraft, Expertise, ignorance, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, PRO, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self-assessment, Theyre, Thinks

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	168	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	1649	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, like, imagine joining a minecraft server where EVERYONE thinks they’re a total PRO but actually they’re all NOOBS. it’s like the Dunning-Kruger effect on steroids, bro. you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off at all the ridiculous stuff these players think they can do.

join us for the LOLs, the facepalms, and the general chaos that comes with a server full of overconfident noobs. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will fight you for their right to party. yeah, it’s that crazy.

so if you’re ready to experience the ultimate mix of hilarity and insanity, come join us on the server where the Dunning-Kruger effect is in full swing. just be prepared to question your own minecraft skills in the process.

CovidCraft: Long Recovery Edition

AMERICANS, Cohort, coronavirus, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Edition, health, INFECTED, international researchers, lingering effects, Long, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting symptoms, long-term effects, pandemic, prevalence, Recovery, recovery period, recovery time, research, study, Symptoms

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

join our epic minecraft server and recover from covid in just three days!!! yes, you heard that right, THREE DAYS!!! our magical virtual world has special powers that will cure you faster than you can say “diamond sword”. forget about long covid, we got you covered with our pixelated potions and enchanted armor. come join us and start feeling better in no time, because who needs real life when you can have minecraft life? let’s dig, build, and heal together, one block at a time!

Once upon an SMP, Semi-Vanilla tale with Roleplay and Crossplay magic – Storytime Server

Boss Battles, Character Lore, crossplay, Discord, Events, Friends, Fun, gameplay, great staff, Grief Prevention, invite, Items, Lore, Magic, Plugins, PvE, role playing, Roleplay, rules, Secret Past, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, storytime, Tale, Website

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	9541	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2747
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to the Storytime SMP!

Server Focus	Role-playing with character lore and storyline
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock cross-play
Events	Weekly PVE events and boss battles
Staff	Dedicated regional staff for player support
Gameplay	Minimal interference from plugins for a vanilla experience

How to Join?

Simply go to our website and join our Discord server!

If the website is inaccessible, you can add “tyzixp” on Discord for an invite.

FAQ

1. Can I play on the server with my friends who use different versions of Minecraft?

Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, so you can play with your friends regardless of their version.

2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, be sure to check out the rules on the website before playing to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

3. How often are events hosted on the server?

We aim to host weekly PVE events and boss battles to keep players entertained and engaged.

4. What plugins or modifications are used on the server?

We strive to maintain a vanilla feeling on the server, with limited plugins that interfere with gameplay. Grief Prevention is the most notable plugin in place to protect player items and homes.

Healthcare Havoc Minecraft Server

access to healthcare, America, consultation costs, extreme cases, Havoc, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare crisis, healthcare disparities, healthcare inequality, healthcare reform, healthcare system, illnesses, medical expenses, Minecraft, Sandra Lee, Server, third-world country, Treatment, wait times

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3764	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where healthcare is as rare as diamonds in the game! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting months for a simple consultation, just like in a third world country. Watch as players let their virtual illnesses develop into extreme cases because they can’t afford the in-game healthcare costs of over 3000 diamonds. It’s a wild ride of medical madness and outrageous prices, only on our server! Join now and see why America looks like a third world country in healthcare in our virtual world.

Blockyantics Minecraft Server

Blockyantics, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial awareness, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial diversity, racial inequality, Racial Issues, racial profiling, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, Server, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ores Mined:	1855	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the white people are just as crazy as the creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond mining, epic battles, and questionable dance moves at our virtual block party.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white players on our server decided to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks. Why? Because they thought it would bring them good luck in battle. And you know what? It worked! They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to their shiny poultry friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic pranks you’ll ever see. One time, a player filled another player’s house with nothing but llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the white people are just as unpredictable as a redstone contraption built by a toddler. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

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