texas whiskey Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperCarnage

anxiety, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, CreeperCarnage, emotional scars, fear, Healing Process, mental health, mental resilience, Nightmares, overcoming trauma, past experiences, ptsd, self-care, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions, Trauma, traumatic events, traumatic memories, triggers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, we have a strict no digging straight down policy to prevent any more traumatic incidents like that. Join us and never fear the wrath of the lava gods again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron beak. Will you be able to navigate their treacherous maze of feathers and eggs to claim your rightful place as their chicken overlord?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

PatriotCraft & NASAMSCraft Minecraft Server

$2.2 Billion, arms sales, Defense, Defense Contracts, eastern europe, foreign policy, interceptors, international relations, Military, military aid, Minecraft, missile defense, NASAMS, NASAMSCraft, national security, Patriot, PatriotCraft, Purchase, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

lol u know what’s better than buying interceptors for Ukraine? joining our epic Minecraft server! we got more action than a war zone, more fun than a missile launch, and more explosions than a fireworks show!

join us and build your own base to protect against creepers and griefers, team up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon, and explore our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure and danger.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles or enemy attacks. so why spend $2.2 billion on interceptors when you can spend $0 and have a blast on our server? join now and let the madness begin!

GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France

88-year-old, anti-semitism, assault, Attack, Beatdown, Beaten, dirty Jew, discrimination, Elderly, Europe, France, grandmother, GrannyCraft, hate crime, intolerance, Israeli, Jewish, MK, Paris, racism, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5883
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!

CraftyJuly4th

4th july, american culture, american history, American holidays, celebration, colonial history, CraftyJuly4th, date format, Declaration of Independence, fireworks, founding fathers, historical significance, independence day, July 4th, national holiday, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, summer holiday, Traditions, united states

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we be building the craziest shiz ever like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano.

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.

plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.

so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!

NeuroWordCrafters

brain activity, brain map, cognition, Cognitive science, Communication, discovery, encode, individual brain cells, Language, linguistic essence, Meaning, neurology, neurons, neuroscience, NeuroWordCrafters, research, scientists, semantics, study, ultra-detailed, Words

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4477	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where our players are as smart as the neurons in your brain map! we have neurons that encode the meaning of words, just like in that fancy science article! imagine typing “diamonds” and actually getting diamonds in game because our brainy players make it happen!

our players are so linguistically advanced that they can communicate solely through brain waves, no need for pesky chat boxes here! join us and experience the ultimate linguistic adventure as you navigate through a world where words have power and meaning like never before!

so why wait? join now and be a part of our neuron-filled community where intelligence and creativity collide in the most epic minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Mods, Coffee, and Drama: AllTheMods9 – Now with extra whitelisting fun for ages 15+

AGES, Allthemods9, application, coffee, Community, Connect, curseforge launcher, Discord, discord server, Drama, EXTRA, Fun, getting started, ip address, Join, member, Modded, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Play, small server, Survival, Version, Whitelist, Whitelisting

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Animals Bred:	110	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Crops Grown:	5994	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Modpack	All The Mods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us:

We’re a small allthemods9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us:

First join our discord and then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, first join our Discord and fill out the application to be added to our whitelist. Then, download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher and use the IP address provided to connect to the server.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining the server.

3. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server. Just make sure they follow the same steps to join as outlined above.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Be sure to respect other players and follow the rules regarding PvP interactions.

GermansGoneWild Minecraft Server

autistic, Cinema, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, film, funny, Germans, GermansGoneWild, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, neurodiversity, Political Correctness, satire, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Hey there, fellow gamers! Have you ever watched a movie and thought, “Wow, those Germans must be collectively autistic”? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and unpredictable as that statement, then look no further!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and explore a secret underwater city filled with talking dolphins. But be warned, the villagers here have a strange obsession with building giant statues of potatoes and dancing to dubstep music.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in a hot air balloon made entirely out of cheese?

Come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

adult game, bold, challenge, Daring, extra roll, Friends, Friends With Benefits, Fun, game night, guessing game, Interaction, INTIMATE, IRL, Minecraft, Party, ROLL ‘EM, RollCraft, Secrets, Server, Sluts, Social, Wild

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Towns Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy – it’s that magical!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Celibacy, Contacting, cousin, DATING, Disappointment, Friend, Happy, Holycraft, INFORMATION, mad, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, premarital sex, pursue, pursue romantically, relationship, Religion, Server, texted, think carefully, thwarted

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild story.

Imagine building your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships and moral dilemmas. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you spill the tea or keep the secrets? The choice is yours on our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a gameplay experience like no other. Just remember, in this server, anything can happen – even your cousin dating your best friend!

Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?