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Secede Texas Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Animals Bred:	167	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where Kamala “wins” and Texas decides to secede…but not in the way you think! Watch as giant blocks of queso start popping up everywhere, and players have to navigate through a maze of cowboy hats to find the treasure at the end. Don’t miss out on the wild ride of a lifetime – join our server now and see what crazy adventures await you!

Minecraft Mon Go Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a reality TV show! In our latest episode, Liko totally aced Kaede’s assessment test, leaving everyone shook. And guess what? The brat finally got put in their place – it was epic! But the real showdown is coming up in two weeks, when Roy will face off against Colza in the ultimate test of skills and strategy.

Join our server for a chance to witness these epic battles firsthand and maybe even become a part of the drama yourself! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of adventure and excitement today!

BoneCraft: Where We Put the ‘Bone’ in Boner

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Animals Bred:	93	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Star Shards Collected:	82	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we put the “bone” in boner! 🍆💦

Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll pee your pants? Look no further! Our server is filled with hilarious players and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat, and build the most ridiculous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first disco ball made entirely out of creeper tears. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden unicorn spawner, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixel Pals Playground: Where White Pipo Chans Get Edgy

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, Chans, cultural phenomenon, Curiosity, Dangerous, edge runners, Edgy, Exploration, love, Mystery, Obsession, PALS, pipo, PIXEL, Playground, question.., risky behavior, societal norms, Stereotypes, thrill-seekers, thrill-seeking, White, why

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1672	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3527
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where White pipo Chans are literally edge runners! Why do white pipo love danger so much? Well, on this server, you’ll find out just how thrilling it can be to live life on the edge.

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to dodge fiery lava pits, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain. But that’s not all – we also have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered, and even a dragon lair where you can test your bravery against the fiercest beast in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the adrenaline rush of being a White pipo Chan on the edge!

Blocky LOLz: 3D Debut Server

3D debuts, 3d modeling, Advancements, animation, augmented reality, blocky, breaking new ground, creativity, Cutting Edge, debut, debut showcase, design, digital art, Enna, Future, graphics, immersive experiences, innovation, lolz, Server, sub 10k, Technology, trends, virtual reality

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Enna tried to beat our parkour challenge and failed miserably. We all laughed and said, “Sub 10k next time, Enna?” And thus, a legend was born.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with INSANE mini-games, jaw-dropping builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Enna to face the sub 10k challenge!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673964341

673964341, Anons, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Communication, Community, Digital, discussion, forum thread, internet, Message, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online interaction, online platform, Party, post, Server, Thread, User, virtual

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	526	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with LEGENDARY loot and a disco party where zombies drop the sickest beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Kikerats Crafty Crew: Crafting Chaos and Laughs!

BIBLE, Caesar, Chaos, Christianity, Crafting, Crafty, CREW, disobey, FAITH, Government, Jesus, KIKERATS, laughs, Mark 12:13-17, Matthew 5:38-48, obedience, opposing God, paul, pay your taxes, response, Roman occupation, Romans 13:1-5, stop resisting, Taxation

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we take our roleplaying very seriously! Join us as we reenact the Roman occupation with a twist – you have to pay your taxes or face the wrath of Caesar himself!

In this server, we follow the wise words of Jesus and Paul, so if you disobey Caesar, you are basically opposing God. So, grab your pickaxe and start mining those diamonds to pay your taxes like a good citizen of Rome!

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play. We have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground rebellion trying to overthrow Caesar. Will you join the resistance or stay loyal to the empire? The choice is yours on our LEGENDARY Minecraft server!

Blocky Love Triangle: Get TWO Gfs on this Minecraft Server!

BELIEF, blocky, comparison, DATING, empowerment, encouragement, gfs, goals, growth, inspiration, Jealousy, love, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, positivity, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Server, success, Support, Triangle

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mines Excavated:	2696

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salads Drool

BELIEF, BRAINWASHING, charismatic, chickens, control, cult leader, Deception, devotion, Drool, FAITH, Followers, Henjin no Salad Bowl, indoctrination, influence, loyalty, Manipulation, MONEY, Persuasion, power, rule, saladcraft, Salads, Submission, Surrender

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Towns Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our cult and give all your diamonds to our fearless leader! Why? Because she promises to lead us to the promised land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, our leader is a bit…eccentric. She once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious, all while wearing a pink tutu.

Join us if you dare, and together we will conquer the Minecraft world with our llama-riding cult leader at the helm. Who needs diamonds when you have such epic adventures awaiting you on our server?

Chickens and Diamonds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, animal features, beauty standards, chickens, cultural beliefs, diamonds, Diversity, eastern cultures, Exoticism, Females, Femininity, folklore, Gender Roles, History, Identity, Minecraft, Mythology, Obsession, representation, Server, societal expectations, spirituality, Symbolism, tradition, Ultimate

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	2885
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7303	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our totally wild and wacky Minecraft server! Ever wondered why eastern cultures are so obsessed with females with animal features? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the answer!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can explore mystical lands filled with magical creatures and enchanting beings. Who knows, you might even encounter a cat-girl or a fox-woman along the way!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn village, where you can ride sparkly rainbow unicorns and frolic in fields of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of females with animal features!

BlazeCraft: Where the grass is always greener

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server on the interwebs, DUDEWEED LMAO! Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride unicorns into battle against zombie llamas while wielding a diamond-encrusted spatula as your weapon of choice. The creepers here are so chill, they’ll just offer you a joint instead of blowing up your hard work. And don’t even get me started on the end dragon – rumor has it, he’s a total lightweight and passes out after just one sip of potion of invisibility.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes with a flick of their magic wand. Want a castle made of cheese? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join DUDEWEED LMAO today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things tend to get a little… weird.