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Secede Texas Minecraft Server

American politics, current events, Democracy, election, Future, Government, kamala harris, Kamala wins, Minecraft, political division, Politics, potential outcomes, Presidential election, secede, secession, Server, speculation, texas, Texas politics, Texas secession, united states, Voting

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crops Grown:	2038	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	164	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where Kamala “wins” and Texas decides to secede…but not in the way you think! Watch as giant blocks of queso start popping up everywhere, and players have to navigate through a maze of cowboy hats to find the treasure at the end. Don’t miss out on the wild ride of a lifetime – join our server now and see what crazy adventures await you!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, dating app, Despair, die alone, download tinder, hate Tinder, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, kill myself, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, self love, self worth, self-care, Server, Single life, Swipecraft, Tinder

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Animals Bred:	188
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	673996

Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and feeling like you’ll never find love? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our server is filled with players who are all looking for their player two, so you’re bound to find your Minecraft soulmate here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure that is said to bring eternal happiness to whoever finds it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of diamond-armored creepers. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless treasure and live happily ever after?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to Tinder-induced despair. Who needs dating apps when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

ArdaneMC

ArdaneMC, Asia, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Economy, gameplay, growth, ISLAND, Join, Minecraft, Minions, multiplayer, OneBlock, online gaming, rise-to-the-top, Server, Skills, Skyblock, Spawners, Top, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

The #1 OneBlock server in Asia! Start with a single block, grow your island, and unlock spawners, minions, skills, and more. Join our thriving community now and rise to the top!

IP: play.ardanenetwork.xyz

play.ardanenetwork.xyz:25636

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Character development, Decision making, FANTASY, Gaming, GOD.app, interactive storytelling, japanese, kamierabi, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystery, otome game, Palace, PIXEL, player choices, romance, saves season 2, Sequel, Server, simulation, Supernatural powers, visual novel

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Towns Built:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground bunkers filled with cake, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a team of ninja villagers.

But that’s not all! We also have a quest to find the mythical Golden Potato, rumored to give the holder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen!

Minecraft SMP: XRP Schizo General #2301

bearableguy123, binance, Bingo, Bitrue, CasinoCoin, COINBASE, COLD STORAGE, discussion, ecosystem, Explorer, fud, general, Guide, hot storage, Lore, Market Cap, Minecraft, Mr. Pool archives, Paper Wallet, Ramblings, richlist, Schizo, Schizo General, smp, song, tutorial, update, uphold, wallet, xrp, XRPL

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the CasinoCoin ecosystem update discussion edition, where we talk about everything from XRP to Gay Songs (yes, you read that right).

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a tutorial for newfags that will have you mining diamonds like a pro in no time. Plus, we have a rich list that will make you feel like a Minecraft billionaire.

But that’s not all! We have lore that will rival the most epic fantasy novels, with characters like bearableguy123 and Mr. Pool archives. And if you’re feeling a bit schizo, don’t worry – we have ramblings that will make you question reality itself.

So come on, grab your Xaman wallet and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft and XRP. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Market Cap hidden somewhere in our server. See you there!

MoonRiseMC

Skyblock, Skyblock Custom armors Custom weapons Kits Minecraft server MMORPG Survival Creative PvP Minigames Quests Dungeons Economy Plugins Factions Towny Vanilla Pixelmon Adventure Roleplay

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

[ 1.20.x] Welcome to MoonRiseMC!

We are a brand new Skyblock server that just released in 2024! We have custom armors, weapons, kits, and more!

Come start playing today! New game modes to come soon!

play.moonrisemc.net

Tancraft

bedrock, building, Cross-Play, join now, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Tancraft, uk

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	6170
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Tancraft Is a UK roleplay minecraft server, complete with mini games, building, roleplay, and its compatible with the bedrock version of minecraft. What are you doing? Join now!

tancraft.org

Parking Lot to Building Minecraft Server

11pm, 50ft, Attempt, AVOID, AY! AY BROTHA!, Blocking, building, cut through grass, Faster, front doors, GRASS, group of nogs, Interaction, LOT, Minecraft, Parking, parking lot, racist, Server, Sidewalk, thug apparel, Walking

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the nogs in full thug apparel can’t stop you from having a good time! Cut through grass like a pro to avoid any unwanted interactions, just like in real life! Join us for the most epic adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing all night long! Who needs sleep when you can be part of this crazy and hilarious community?! Join now and experience the madness for yourself! 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Baskin Robbins Minecraft SMP Nightly Fun

baskin robbins, baskın, comfort food, delicious desserts, dessert, dessert lovers, enjoying life, frozen treats, Fun, guilty pleasure, ice cream, indulgence, indulging in sweets, late night cravings, little treats, midnight snack, Minecraft, Nightly, Relaxation, Robbins, satisfying cravings, self-care, smp, sugary delights, sweet tooth, treat yourself

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to always have a sweet treat in hand! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and discovered a secret ice cream shop hidden deep within the world. Every night, they would sneak away from their base to indulge in delicious Baskin Robbins treats while building their epic creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond cow that produces unlimited diamonds for anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that the cow is protected by a pack of flying pigs who will challenge any player brave enough to try and claim the diamonds.

So come join us on our wacky and whimsical Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sugar intake). Who knows what crazy adventures and sweet surprises await you in our world!

Boltsoft Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Buildings Constructed:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Items Found:	1801

PRISON: Prison is Boltsoft Network’s origin server, and it is our flagship server. Prison has many different aspects to make it custom, and the best possible. We have the best building skills available dedicated to this project, along with the best developers to create everything custom for us.

CREATIVE: Creative is the server that everyone loves, and everyone is friendly. This server caters to the type of people that just want to have fun and explore Minecraft with friends, allowing you to build, create, and let you show off your work. It’s also a good place for you to work on your base and test different designs to get the best efficiency possible.

boltsoft.org