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Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	714139	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	847
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.

WifeCraft: Inked & Linked

Aesthetic, AITAH, Arm, artist, Bratz, common practice, Features, GOTH, hurt, inked, linked, modern style, ONLINE, Pictures, pinup girl, response, so, tattoo, Upset, Wife, WifeCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old tattoos that actually look like your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goth-looking Bratz-inspired pinup girls that definitely do not resemble your partner.

We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, where tattoos are meant to be unique and edgy, just like our community. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the only rule is to never get a tattoo that looks like your SO?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild with outrageous ink designs that will make your partner question their own tattoo choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next real-life tattoo that definitely won’t look like your loved one.

CraftyBlockz: Crafting unique experiences for gamers!

brand awareness, brand development, brand identity, brand management, brand strategy, branding, branding solutions, Business, Company, Crafting, CraftyBlockz, creativity, Customization, digital presence, Entrepreneurship, experiences, Gamers, innovation, Marketing, online identity, Personalization, products, Services, Unique, username

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ores Mined:	802
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Votes:	3592
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers tell the best jokes in town.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Join now and embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with the most bizarre creatures you’ll ever meet. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

F16RaidNLandMC

aerial combat, Air Force, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, european union, F-16s, F16RaidNLandMC, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, Military operations, military support, nato, Netherlands, Russian territory, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Farms Harvested:	931	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got, like, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out their eyes and, like, talking sheep that give you quests to find magical diamonds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of giant spiders and battle evil zombies with, like, super cool weapons. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

and, like, the best part is, we have this crazy rule where you can use F-16 fighter jets to, like, bomb the crap out of other players’ bases. it’s, like, total chaos but in, like, a fun way, you know?

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

Plasmid-Proofed Minecraft Server

Bacteria, bacterial defense, Details, Development, editing, genetic engineering, genetics, genome, genome editing, innovation, Mechanism, Minecraft, Molecular biology, new tool, PlasmidProofed, plasmids, Platform, research, scientists, Server, step by step, strategy, Technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	8646
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, battle against evil plasmids with bacterial defense strategies? well, u r in luck cuz our server has all dat and more!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to fight off plasmids tryna take over the server. u gotta use ur wits and quick thinking to outsmart those sneaky little buggers. but dont worry, cuz we got ur back with all the tools and weapons u need to defeat them.

plus, our server is, liek, totally cutting-edge with the latest genome-editing technology. u can customize ur character in ways u never thought possible. wanna have wings and shoot fireballs out of ur hands? no problem, we got u covered.

so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epic battles begin! trust me, u wont regret it.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Discord, Issue, Minecraft, Server, vía, VIDAVAT

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Animals Bred:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

51.91.214.194:26186

DescendantCraft – The OG Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, #youtube, Alcasthq, DescendantCraft, Download, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggester, Raiderking, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, season one, Server, Spreadsheet, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	366585	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride full of adventure, mystery, and chaos. We’ve got void shard farming, module data, and vault spots that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our module combination percentages – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Explore record locations that will leave you speechless and follow our roadmap to uncover hidden treasures. Download our server now and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP

doctor visit, DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP, injury, Medical advice, vespa accident, vespa accident advice, vespa accident help, vespa accident injury, vespa accident injury advice, vespa accident injury recovery, vespa accident injury treatment, vespa accident recovery, vespa accident recovery advice, vespa accident recovery process, vespa accident recovery time, vespa accident recovery timeline, vespa accident recovery tips, vespa crash, vespa injury, vespa safety

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1494
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft land!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!