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Nimlot

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, lucky block, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	509

SMP Gamemodes: – Glitch SMP – Middle School Inufse – Bliss SMP – Armor SMP – And more coming soon

Minigames: – Warden fight – Bedwars – Spleef (in parties only) – TnT Tag – Prop Hunt / Hide and seek

nimlot.xyz:25578

Tax Romania

Community, Friends, internet, Minecraft, Play, Romania, Server, Survival, Tax, Veronne Romania

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Veronne Romania appears on the internet out of nowhere trying to create a small community with people who want to make friends and play with us.

191.96.94.54

Mystic Dream Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cultural greetings, dream, Evening greetings, Formal greetings, Hello everyone, Informal greetings, Japanese culture, Japanese greeting, japanese language, Japanese phrases, Ko-ko-ko-ko, Ko-ko-ko-ko-konbanwa, Konbanwa, language learning, Mi-mi-mi-mi, Mi-mi-mi-mi-minnasama, Minnasama, mystic, politeness, Realm, repetitive phrases, respectful language

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crops Grown:	1790
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Void Gems Collected:	32
Emeralds Found:	5983	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	9931

Hey there, you crazy Minecraft lovers! Are you ready to dive into a virtual world where you can build your own empire and battle fierce monsters? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard me right, a GIANT CHICKEN!

And that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the land filled with rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their hilarious antics and crazy builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this epic Minecraft journey together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

Arguing, came on, Female Characters, female gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, kneel, Minecraft, QUEENS, queens of /v/, royal, rule 34, rule 34 queens, rule34, smp, V, Video game characters, Video game culture, video game fandom, video game females, video game queens, Voting

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

CraftyAddict SMP

beneficial addiction, beneficial habits, constructive addiction, constructive habits, CraftyAddict, goal-setting, good addiction, healthy addiction, healthy habits, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive addiction, positive habits, Positive Psychology, productive addiction, productive habits, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, wellness

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with their rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like crack for Minecraft players – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

awkward, camera shy, Confidence, cringey, Insecurity, mental health, NoSelfieNoCringeCraft, personal growth, photography, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, Self-expression, self-image, self-perception, selfie, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7324
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Towns Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

Asia, constitutional crisis, Corruption, Democracy, former leader, Government, impeached, impeachment process, interim president, Korean Peninsula, KoreanCraft, leadership crisis, opposition party, OUSTED, political instability, political turmoil, Politics, public outcry, ruling party, scandal, South Korean, weeks

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	135	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

2.., 4-DNP, anabolic steroids, body image, Bodybuilder, bodybuilding culture, chemical consumption, chronic use, dangerous chemicals, death, DNP, FITNESS, health risks, madness, Mania, mental health, multi-organ failure, Muscle, muscle dysmorphia, muscle growth, Obsession, physical appearance, psychiatric condition, steroid abuse, substance abuse

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Cross-Play, dsmp, Endless, expanding dungeon, Exploration, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Hidden Secrets, Lore, mmo, multiplayer, Parkour, Raiding, Roleplay, rooms, RPG, serpent, Server, Survival, Undead, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before?

The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become stong. Join DSMP today!

51.222.166.68:25623

Frosty Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, AAA titles, Adventure, Deals, digital distribution., DISCOUNTS, frosty, game bundles, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming discounts, Gaming Platform, holiday, indie games, limited time, PC Gaming, post, sales event, savings, Steam, video games, winter sale, Wishlist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2140
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a winter sale but for your brain! Imagine walking through a virtual wonderland filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. It’s like getting a discount on reality, but without the pesky limitations of physics and logic. Trust me, once you start building your dream world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy server and let your imagination run wild!